Mr Miyagi Soda Machine

A sex term, is put into play when a girl sits/shoves a soda can in her colon or vagina, the male then proceeds to punch her in the stomach causing the can to fire out of her rectum. This resembles a soda machine.

Man 1: Yo man! I gave my gurl a Mr Miyagi Soda machine last night!!!
Man 2: FO TRU?!?!?!?!?!?

Mr Miyagi Soda Machine by SuckaFree123 March 16, 2009

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Mr Miyagi

A person that was born in the country of China (also referred to as a chinaman) who is very wise and has a vast knowledge of mathematics or any other logical subject. This person is always consulted in mathematical or logical questions and they have a habit of helping everybody out either you want there help or not. This is like the Mr miyagi from the movie karate kid who had a vast knowledge of karate.

Fuck that Sam ling from chem and calculus, hes such a fucking Mr Miyagi. Hes always helping jessica the girl that i want to fuck everyday and night.

Mr Miyagi by chinamaneatsushi April 6, 2011

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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