Mr. Woolums 

Very verrrrry large mammoth sissy. This sob stomps around yelling "QUIET PLEASE!", commenting on your shirts and things you wear, gives an excessive amount of homework disguising it as class work or "weekly history", and he gives you lunch detentions because in reality, he just doesn't want to eat alone..

Offspring: "Oh my god the moon is following us!"
Mother: "Don't worry sweetie, that's just a Mr. Woolums."

Mr. Woolums by royal cabbages May 4, 2015

mr. woolums 

A dickhead that gives you a lot of homework

Hey you are acting like mr. Woolums

mr. woolums by The cockinator March 30, 2015