movie popcorn drink
"hey you wana get some mpd saturday night?"
"look at that crazy mofo every time he goes to the movies he chants mpd mpd"
"i remember the days when mpd cost 10$ now its more than 20 at amc"
Mobile Pornography Device
"Oh no! My girlfriend just died! Does anyone have an MPD?"
"Sure, here's my phone. Don't forget to delete the history!"
Multiple Personality Disorder. The act of one user having multiple screennames; esp. for the purpose of being a troll
Also used to indicate one of said screennames.
"That ass BlackJack is MPDing as Jizz Hitler."
"Yeah, I figured Jizz Hitler had to be an MPD."
Mashed Potato Dick- when one is too drunk to get an erection.. he tries, fails, and the woman feels as if he is throwing mashed potatoes against a brick wall
Matt was sooo wasted he had MPD.
Multiple Personality Disorder: An extremely rare mental disorder where a person's mind is split into two or more personalities that attention-desperate teenagers pretend to have so people will think they're unique/cool/troubled/not a loser, etc.
Andy doesn't have MPD, he's just an attention whore.
Acronym for "Mega Power Dump." Announce or shout this when you are in the midst of toilet warfare.
"Dude, do not go in the bathroom. Someone forgot to disarm an MPD."
"I gotta go drop an MPD right now."
MPD, stands for man period day. For the days wen ur bf or jst a male friend gets moody, lke he has a period.
Moody men = MPD
MPD also known as "Malarian Penis Disease" is a sexually transmitted disease, which is usually received when one has sex with skanky girls; specifically ones that "Fat John" has been with.
Jeff-"Hey Mike did you ever get with that chick?"
Mike-"Fuck no! Didn't John get with her? She's probably got MPD."
John-"Fuck you guys.."