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Mozzarella Snack Sticks 

This nosh is produced by T.G.I. Friday's and includes very few ingredients found in nature. Under optimal conditions, the flavor is intended to be the chemical approximation of cheese.
The bouquet of T.G.I. Friday's Mozzarella Snack Sticks is complicated by a secret catalyst: previously-shed uterine lining.
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Mozambique Mozzarella Stick 

The act of busting your spunk and freezing it. After freezing your load you batter, bread and deep fry it. Once your "Stick" is ready to go, you repetitivly ram your partners rump with the roughly breaded spunk stick until her ass hole bleeds, the blood being marinara sauce.
My friend dishes out the meanest Mozambique Mozzarella Sticks.

Mozzarella Stick 

To consume a bag of Cheetos (or cheese puffs, cheez doodles, etc.) and then proceed to masturbate without washing your hands so the penis ends up covered in the orange, cheesy dust from the food.
Billy: Did you hear about AJ?
Johnny: No, what happened?

Billy: Katie was gonna give him a handjob after Netflix night but he had a major mozzarella stick!
Johnny: Oh man, AJ must've been pissed!
Mozzarella Stick by ViciousCritter January 26, 2015

Dirty Mozzarella Stick 

Term refers to a deep fried piece of shit/fecal matter. Originally used in the Mr. Becker contest, May 2009.
Chef Eileen has since resorted to frying up pieces of shit, however, I find her dirty mozzarella sticks irresistible.

The Mozzarella Stick 

When you eat cheetos and jerk it with the cheesy powder still on your hands.
Dude, I got so high I did The Mozzarella Stick.
The Mozzarella Stick by Tremor41 January 26, 2015

Mozzarella Stick 

During SeaNanners' and Sark's GTA V Lets Play's, Sark describes something he saw in a dream. He dreamt that he had eaten a bag of Cheetos and then jerked off without washing his hands before he did so. He dubbed this maneuver the Mozzarella Stick.
Man I was so lonely last night that I did a Mozzarella Stick...

Mozzarella Stick 

Typically, a male has a penis, and some of these males have foreskin. If foreskin is left unwashed for long periods of time after frequent masturbation, “dick cheese” is formed.

On the other hand, 75% of women develop a yeast infection at least once throughout their lifetime. This fungal infection is usually caused by certain antibiotics, or diabetes.

Therefore, the term “Mozzarella Stick” comes into play when these two reproductive organs come in contact. When the dick cheese enters a yeast infected vagina, the term would be considered the Mozzarella Stick.

This situation would be more accurate with a white man and a black woman.
“Hey babe, my results came in from my gynecologist! Looks like we can make some Mozzarella Sticks tonight!”

“I haven’t washed my foreskin in months just to be able to have some Mozzarella Sticks with my step-sister!”
Mozzarella Stick by Marko H. July 16, 2019