Deer Mounting 

Going around during Christmas time and taking people's light up deer and putting them in odd, funny sexual positions. The ones with the moving heads are real fun

duuude lets go deer mounting my neighbors just got a herd of them!

Deer Mounting by ziggyzos December 16, 2008

mounting everest 

Having sex with a large fat woman.

Hey man why the long face?, "Jesus min I was plastered in the toon last night and ended up mounting everest"

mounting everest by Jimmy Somerville March 8, 2008

Bareback Mounting 

Parody of the Academy Award winning movie Brokeback Mountain.

Did you see that new movie Bareback Mounting? It stars Jake Gyllenballs and sHeath Lover.

Bareback Mounting by Gary the Great April 6, 2006

mornting 

another word for morning as used in the move by tyler perry "Madea's family reunion"

Madea: All you gotta do is throw grits
Lisa: Grits?
Madea: yes, all you do is when he comes in say "good mornting, and throw the grits all over him"

mornting by tguff April 25, 2006

Montini catholic high school 

Full of fake people and doesn’t care about the students and only care about the money they pay for tuition

Man you are really rich and selfish you must go to Montini catholic high school

Montini catholic high school by OOGA BOOGA COME HERE BOI October 9, 2018

montina 

Beautiful, Unique, out going, sexy body, the Sun light, Dare Devil, Don't put up with No ones shit, and Blunt.

Yeah I know (Montina) every body loves her company

montina by Mon-2-The-FukN-tina February 16, 2020

Brokeback Mountin' 

The act of one man sexually penetrating another man's ass with his penis. Derived from the film "Brokeback Mountain."

Gee Julian, I sure had a good time with Bruce last night, he was brokeback mountin' me all night long. Pass the herpes cream.

Brokeback Mountin' by Notgettingmuchatm March 14, 2006