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mouseketool 

A musical act that became popular by selling their souls to the Disney music label.
Dude, you like the Jonas Brothers?!? But their such mouseketools!
mouseketool by Chris_Wright April 7, 2009
A wild animal that roams the land, usually in the Chicago area. Also an expression when something is as ridiculous or unstoppable as said animal.
That dude's unstoppable, he could probably eat a bear. Mousecat.
Mousecat by T Fox August 30, 2008

Mousekatool

A firearm. Most likely a handgun that can be concealed easily and drawn in a swift and fast motion.
Conner got fed up with the bullying, so he pulled out a mousekatool out of his book bag.
Mousekatool by OneSackBandit November 14, 2021

The Three Mouseketeers 

A seemingly clever but possibly rooted in cognitive decline baby-boomer conflation of The Mouseketeers and The Three Musketeers.
The Three Mouseketeers have come to my defense on many occasions when I really needed help!

Moussekateer 

A dark and shrouding ninja that strikes when you are least expected. On the Wiki's IRC, he prowls the the trivia to kill. He can be seen casually around with a smirk on his face and an arm on a woman's chest. Be warned, for He has the power to block your ass from coming anywhere near his RJackson meat.
WindPower: Yo, wut up, mah homie-G-doggie dawg with the foshizzle nizzle.
Moussekateer: Nothing much, just banning Newbs
*Pilk joined chat*
Wintergreen: Ohai, Mark.
Pilk: Hey, guys. Hey, Moussekateer... OH MY GOD, IT'S MOUSSEKATEER
Pilk: /buttsecks Moussekateer
Moussekateer: :(
Moussekateer by Wikianess January 18, 2011

Mouseeater 

A style of facial hair growing from the bottom lip resembling a mouse tail. A long grown out version of a soul patch.
My favorite baseball pitcher grew a mouseeater during the off season, much more fly than his soul patch last year.
Mouseeater by gorgonite77 March 29, 2010