mouseterbation 

When your at your computer looking at porn with 1 hand on the mouse and one in your pants.

watching porno can lead to prolong mouseterbation

mouseterbation by hackthegibson24 September 6, 2007

The Three Mouseketeers 

A seemingly clever but possibly rooted in cognitive decline baby-boomer conflation of The Mouseketeers and The Three Musketeers.

The Three Mouseketeers have come to my defense on many occasions when I really needed help!

The Three Mouseketeers by Dr Bunnygirl December 18, 2019

Mouseeater 

A style of facial hair growing from the bottom lip resembling a mouse tail. A long grown out version of a soul patch.

My favorite baseball pitcher grew a mouseeater during the off season, much more fly than his soul patch last year.

Mouseeater by gorgonite77 March 29, 2010

mousebidextrous 

Ability to use mouse with both hands equally well.

Look, Monica can use the mouse with either hand, she must be mousebidextrous.

mousebidextrous by WoozBro July 6, 2011

mousewife 

Housewife who spends lots of time on the internet

She spends hours on that chatsite...she's a real mousewife

mousewife by richnfamous January 25, 2009

Mouseterbation 

To click your computer mouse over and over in hopes of speeding up your actual computer.
Constant clicking of your computer mouse knowing full well it will do no good what so ever.

click click click......click click click click click..........click click that is mouseterbation

Mouseterbation by ewokfrommonarch December 25, 2010

mouselifter 

A guy whose muscles, due to a lack of sports are reduced to lifting and shifting the mouse on their desktop. A lot of these people who take part in voluntary atrophy can be found in IT-businesses.A mouselifter sits in fornt of his computer all day instead of popping into a gym every once and while.Instead of heavylifting and bench-pressing, some mouselifters claim to have recently found the ultimate way of working out: The Wii...sorry but that pussy-device is fucking ridculous. Move your butt to the nearest gym and grab some weights!

cool guy: Yo homie so what's your bench-press max?
mouselifter: ahhh well you know...i really have no time for that...work and the new GTA Vice City keep me way too busy.
cool guy: Oh yea, so you're the mouselifter kinda guy.

mouselifter by Andre_1989 October 21, 2007