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Mountain View High School 

The absolute hellhole of rich communities. The seniors drive faster than the final lap of Tokyo Drift and all the Mexicans create retarded clubs which are an excuse of eating hot Cheetos during school without being directly judged. There is a history for fucked up teachers that have done stupid shit. One of these legends created a comparison for Hitler to Donald Trump. That this is an absolute stud move because holy shit this guy is full balls to the wall. Sometimes, walking into a bathroom, you can hear the crippling sound of juuls being ripped and people being so addicted to nicotine that they decide to take hits in front of a fucking security camera. The losers of the school, aka the people that fail the easiest classes get transferred to alta vista, the neighbor school, who are defined as the shitstains of the community. A typical junior at this school thinks that they are the coolest fucking people around, and they pretty much shit and eat in their car because they are antisocial as fuck. On the other hand, the sophomores think that they are the coolest kids that ever existed and loiter in the quad, swinging their keychain everywhere and pretty much making a hazard to anyone that walks anywhere near the quad, ever. The freshman are the single most annoying creatures to roam the campus, wearing trendy clothes and being the most hooked on nicotine. These people literally sold their souls for some nicotine, as most of them look washed up and high all the time.
Mountain View High School is located in Mountain View, California.
The following is a dialogue of typical students at the school.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: The largest community of retards
Person 1: Oh, I go to Mountain View as well
Person 2: It's pretty gay
Person 1: Of course!
Person 2: Want to have sex?
(Take each others dicks out)
Person 1: Bet

Mountain View Elementary 

A school that could’ve cared less about their students up until they got in trouble a few years ago for having mold in their school’s walls. They also have a creepy ass principal who still dresses like she is a business woman in the 80s; she also dyes her hair black and hasn’t changed her hair style in 7 years. All the parents of the students are either rednecks, parents who couldn’t give two shits, or over protective parents who make their kids watch kids YouTube till 8th grade.
Person1 “ what elementary school did you go to?”
Person2: “Mountain View Elementary ”
Person1: “THATS WHY YOU STILL WATCH THEM SLIME VIDEOS”

Mountain View Middle School. 

A normal middle school with a great band program. The main administration (mainly the vice principals) are very uptight and have lots of stupid rules. You WILL get In School Suspension, most likely for a stupid reason. Note: The admin always takes the girl's side.
Mountain View Middle School.

mountain view 

A city in the southern Bay Area, rated top 10 in High Times. Holds some of the best schools in the country. Mountain View High School rated #1 in California, where even the dumbest are smarter than you. Where kids ain't scared to throw down. Home to some of the American's biggest companies. 30 minutes from the beach. Lot of rich people.
Some bad ass fools reside in Mountain View.
I feel too powerful, let's go to Mountain View to feel inferior.
Everyone's down for whateva in Mountain View.
mountain view by Heeella April 19, 2006

mountain view 

City in the heart of the bay area and silicon valley. The only place to hang out in Mountain View is In N Out because the city is full of stoners. Its schools have silly names, and the place in generally terminally awesome.
In N Out is the place to be in Mountain View, CA.

Mountain view high school 

A high school in Mountain view arkansas that is the dead center of the teen sex capitol of the world. Where everyone wants to fuck everyone else and all the girls want a cock in them so bad and it is hoter then the devil's ass.And people come from miles around to get some teen ass.
Mountain view high school is hoter then the devil's ass.

Mountain View High School 

Mountain View High School is a school in the EMUHSD, it's not as known as RHS, or EMHS, or SEMHS, or AHS, You can actually see mountains if you are in the fields. School Starts after the bell rings at 8AM. There's alot of Hispanics here, some asian, a few of other race like Blacks, & Jews. This school isn't fun & loving like most of the common schools. When you're not paying attention you could lose a PEN, or some really valuable items. There's lack of School Spirit, barely any prep rallies, only time i hear people cheering is when we win a game, that lasts for not even half a day. well only friends of friends in the team are happy everybody else could CARELESS. People You'd See here are Jocks, Asians, wanna be Shufflers, stoners, wanna be's cholas, cool kids, fit ins, rebellious teens, skater or punks guys with long hair. girls who spray shit loads of perfume. & people who leave their trash behind after lunch. School has the wackest theme dances, ASB really lacks ideas. The Club FAME, is stupid, they make it sound all good but once you're in it, it' s pointless, doesn't help you with anything. Choir sounds like they chipmunks teaching..
Missings: Key Club, Red Cross, Swim Team, badminton, Choreo, Prep Rallies, Songs, AUDITORIUM,
Favorites; Vista, Year Book, & French Club.
Mountain View High School has "wanna be cholos" are the people who scream out EMF, and go EE.

for ex)
Teacher:"Students, take our your book"
Student;EMF"
Students: "EE, aye teacher he's from EMF"-__-
Teacher: Dawgs*// or sents kids out.

Kiis Fm came to our school only like 10 people payed attention. CARELESS

Me: LOOK ITS KIIS FM
Students Not paying attention*