2 definitions by BBC eater
the ultimate gateway to creating an ultrathot. If you see a girl wearing yoga pants and have an ass that exactly measures more then anyone white, then you have seen a yoga butt.
by BBC eater February 15, 2019
The absolute hellhole of rich communities. The seniors drive faster than the final lap of Tokyo Drift and all the Mexicans create retarded clubs which are an excuse of eating hot Cheetos during school without being directly judged. There is a history for fucked up teachers that have done stupid shit. One of these legends created a comparison for Hitler to Donald Trump. That this is an absolute stud move because holy shit this guy is full balls to the wall. Sometimes, walking into a bathroom, you can hear the crippling sound of juuls being ripped and people being so addicted to nicotine that they decide to take hits in front of a fucking security camera. The losers of the school, aka the people that fail the easiest classes get transferred to alta vista, the neighbor school, who are defined as the shitstains of the community. A typical junior at this school thinks that they are the coolest fucking people around, and they pretty much shit and eat in their car because they are antisocial as fuck. On the other hand, the sophomores think that they are the coolest kids that ever existed and loiter in the quad, swinging their keychain everywhere and pretty much making a hazard to anyone that walks anywhere near the quad, ever. The freshman are the single most annoying creatures to roam the campus, wearing trendy clothes and being the most hooked on nicotine. These people literally sold their souls for some nicotine, as most of them look washed up and high all the time.
Mountain View High School is located in Mountain View, California.
The following is a dialogue of typical students at the school.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: The largest community of retards
Person 1: Oh, I go to Mountain View as well
Person 2: It's pretty gay
Person 1: Of course!
Person 2: Want to have sex?
(Take each others dicks out)
Person 1: Bet
The following is a dialogue of typical students at the school.
Person 1: Where do you go to school?
Person 2: The largest community of retards
Person 1: Oh, I go to Mountain View as well
Person 2: It's pretty gay
Person 1: Of course!
Person 2: Want to have sex?
(Take each others dicks out)
Person 1: Bet
by BBC eater February 14, 2019