Swedish Mountain Climber 

It is when you are jerking off and simultaneously jamming a dildo in your ass making it look like you are climbing a rope and while yodelling Abba songs.

"Last night i was alone and gave myself the Swedish Mountain Climber to the tune of Dancing Queen."

Swedish Mountain Climber by Fuschia Panther April 14, 2014

Mountain Climber 

When one guy stands at attention with his dong hanging out while another guy makes the mountain climber pose. The mountain climber then grabs the guy's dong and pulls like he's grabbing a rope to make his way up Mt. Everest. The guy getting pulled must then yodel for the climber to stop once it becomes too painful.

Me and my buddy saw Cliffhanger the other night and decided to do the mountain climber.

Mountain Climber by Bubbabobobbrain August 17, 2008

Mountain Climber 

When you take a shit, and it hangs from an undigested hair that hangs from your asshole.

My shit was a Mountain Climber

Mountain Climber by BradKtulu May 28, 2010

mountain climber 

an individual who tries to get ahead in life by performing difficult and self-depricating tasks, but often to no avail.

You would've thought Jill could've gotten that job given all the dick she sucks. What a mountain climber.

mountain climber by cam April 12, 2005

Michigan mountain climber 

During a gangbang, the woman will be at the bottom of the mountain with a man on top of her, while another man is on top of him, fucking him in the ass. While another man is on top of him, fucking him in the ass. While another man is on top of him, fucking him in the ass. While another man is on top of him, fucking him in the ass. While another man is on top of him, fucking him in the ass. While another man is on top of him, fucking him in the ass... And so on

Sasha grey returned to the industry with a gangbang scene featuring a Michigan mountain climber and an Ohio fountain stream.

Michigan mountain climber by Bboybriguy November 8, 2019

Taiwanese Mountain Climber 

The act of placing two naked Taiwanese women your shoulders and fingering them simultaneously with one hand. Meanwhile taking a bonsai tree and shoving it up your own rectum with your other hand.

tom- dude i got two Taiwanese hookers last night...
steve- please tell me you didn't do what i think you did.
tom- oh yah i did the Taiwanese Mountain Climber

Taiwanese Mountain Climber by xXxpidgexXx May 24, 2009

the mountain climber made of dick (mcmd) 

When you cum on your girlfriend and she drinks out of you penis like a straw.

"Get your face on it and suck," said johnny as he got the mountain climber made of dick (mcmd),"yeah thats right bitch." and she had a cum smoothie.

the mountain climber made of dick (mcmd) by Cockface Maguyver April 22, 2009