mounce

1. To fuck something up beyond recognition.
2. Backwoods retard

1. Goddamnit! That stupid asshole mounced my whole day!
2. Don't be such a mounce, dude.

by Clit Eatswood January 1, 2006

mounce

A combination of the words "Mount" and "Pounce" typically referring to a sexual activity.

I mounced Tesla last night.

by Gillag April 20, 2008

mounce

1. v.t.: literally, mouse sex

At first Charlotte thought the field mice were wrestling; on examining the little darlings more closely she found to her dismay that they had begun to mounce.

by H. Babbit March 12, 2011

Mounce

Someone who engages in sexual activity with a minor. A pedophile.

Keep your kids away from that guy, he's a total mounce.

by JayDizzle69 August 29, 2020

eric mounce

a total bro. He's very loveable and a total stud at playin puck. Usually found with Salvatore LaMotta.

Guy 1: Hey man, ever hear of eric mounce?
Guy 2: Yeah he's a bro!

by em95 May 18, 2011