monstitute 

A human who is both a monster and a prostitute:person who is a slut and acts like a monster

Kallie: oo im so popular! i should be a prostitute
person:sure i think you should be a monstitute

monstitute by papaganoshka May 23, 2010

mostitute 

Word meaning "mall prostitute". Can be noun or verb. As a noun, refers to the mall prostitute herself. Blonde streaky blow-dried hair. Overly tight shirt (usually in bright easter egg colors) that exposes a fake-tanned midriff complete with sparkly navel piercing. Moving down, we discover her low-rise pants are two sizes too small, causing her fake-baked love handles to squish out over the top of her pink glitter belt. The pink thong sticks out above her low-rise pants, pulled up almost to waist-level, and serves to accentuate a large butterfly tattoo on her tailbone area. The too-small pants cause more difficulty when they act as a sausage casing for her thighs. Now she doesn't really walk-- she sort of crab-walks forward. Creak, creak, go the pants. Sometimes she will lose her balance and teeter on her Old Navy platform sandals (complete with giant plastic daisy glued to the top). Sexy, huh?
As a verb, it is used to denote the state of having one's thong underwear hanging out of one's pants, in plain view.

Noun: "Oh my god, look at that mostitute's stupid pink tube top." Verb: "I am totally mostituting. I shouldn't have bought these low-rise jeans."

mostitute by Sasha Bennet December 10, 2005

mostitute 

a moss covered prostitute

"You think the north side of trees are mossy? You must have never seen a mostitute"

mostitute by John Joe239848 January 12, 2008

Costatute 

An average run of the mill prostitute, who charges considerably more than the going rate for services rendered. Usually based on the business model of Costa coffee, Starbucks etc.

I wouldn't go with her she's a costatute, you'll get considerably more for your money elsewhere.

Costatute by Insignia1986 January 25, 2018

mostattractivehumanbeing 

she is the most prettiest, funniest person to ever live. she never takes L's, her mutuals/friends are the best, dior and her mutuals/friends >> you.

"omg!! mostattractivehumanbeing just posted on tiktok!!!"

mostattractivehumanbeing by dior<3 May 20, 2021

Momstitute 

When You send your mom in her mini van to scalp tickets for a Concert.

"she had to momstitute herself to get tickets for Bury Your Dead."

Momstitute by Momstitute_kid September 14, 2009

mrostitute 

male prostitute; a promiscuous male. see also mlut and mhore.

ronnie is such a mrostitute, he had sex with 5 guys last night!

mrostitute by teenagedream604 November 14, 2011