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Shit, Johns always under so much stress he needs to moss
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to relax or chill. the act of chilling.
mark told trevor to moss while he skeeted in his eye.
by sheky May 23, 2006
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To jump up and catch a football over a defender.
He jumped up and mossed him to score the touchdown.
by Seye November 20, 2003
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TO:Chill,Relax,Pause,Hold on,Stop,Remain in position.
yo man moss on that double cheseburger!
by Rick pickering April 03, 2008
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often used instead of chill, or chillin mossin.
Katya: wuddup girl
Yasmin: nm, just mossin
OR
Yasmin: -bumps really hard- o my bad
Katya: LIKE FKN MOSS!
OR
Katya: you wanna go have a bogie?
Yasmin: k lets moss in the gazibo
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to relax, and chill.. and it is also a football players last name ( Randy Moss ) plays for the Pats/ Rats..
yo dont stress it , just mosss
by Manraj Brar March 23, 2008
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1, An old drunk that shits their pants and sends money to women

2, A loser thats never achieved a thing in their life

3, Someone with bad breath, no teeth and a drinking problem

4, found past out drunk on a mens room floor with pubes stuck to his face and a condom hanging from his ass
1, i took a wikked moss,, my god it was horrible,, and now i'm broke and my ass hurts

2, i'm just being a moss all my life

3, if i had any clean breath or teeth i wouldnt be such a moss

4, i have got to learn not to drink till a blackout, it's so moss of me to wake up with pubes on my face and condoms hanging from my ass
by Dpcx MrPerfect October 17, 2012
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