Annoying little twats that track your carbon monoxide and bite the shit out of you
Person: Fuck i got bit by a mosquito
Person2: Watch out for those blood sucking cunts
by vocal percussion June 28, 2020
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a clandestine way(mostly from the male gender) of describing the size or lack there of, of the breasts of a female. The word implies that said breasts are equivalent to an over-sized insect bite, specifically one by a mosquito which are usually very small and not noticeable unless irritated or infected.
Suzy is hot, but my hamster has bigger mosquitoes !
by machinefeeder March 6, 2011
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A blood sucking insect that makes you like flies better.
by Azure Dragon February 10, 2010
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A girl that wants to date your boyfriend. Although she is not a threat to you, she is annoying and can get under your skin because she will always be buzzing around him. She is generally a girl who always gets what she wants so she isn't shy to flirt with your boyfriend shamelessly even when she knows he is taken. She thinks she can take you down, but like an actual mosquito this girl just needs to be squished.
I can't leave my boyfriend alone for 10 minutes without him getting attacked by those damn mosquitos!
by Craisin February 5, 2013
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69ing with the guy sucking a girls period blood out through a straw.
Dude, this chick tried to make me perform the mosquito on her and i got the fuck out of there.
by maria campos February 19, 2009
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v. To shock or repulse. Adj.: mosquitoed. From the Mosquito device, an ultrasonic gadget used in teenage crowd dispersion in public places in South Wales, England, since 2005, which may or may not be responsible for the record number of teenage suicides in Bridgend, South Wales, 2006-2008. More than 7,000 Mosquito devices are now in operation in England, Europe, Canada and America. It emits an unpleasant sound that can only be heard by 15-27 year-olds.
Classical music has the unfortunate effect of mosquitoing his brains.

David was left totally mosquitoed by the experience.
by Benoit Racine June 19, 2008
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Tiny, bloodsucking demons that are everywhere when the weather is hot and have annoying, high-pitched buzzes. They bite you and drink your blood. Known to spread deadly diseases as well as annoying, itchy whelts. It hurts when they bite, too.
Damn mosquitoes are bad this year!
by Thunder Magus March 28, 2009
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