5 definitions by vocal percussion

Mosquito

Annoying little twats that track your carbon monoxide and bite the shit out of you

Person: Fuck i got bit by a mosquito
Person2: Watch out for those blood sucking cunts

by vocal percussion June 28, 2020

Crank

A slang for meth

Person1 (stereotypically British) - Oi bruv, hand that crank over.
Person2 (also stereotypically British) - Yeah sure mate, how much do you need, also ya mum is peng

by vocal percussion June 16, 2020

Jake Paul

A synonym for a mentally retarded person.

Person1 = I licked my own ass crack
Person2= You are just like Jake Paul

by vocal percussion May 26, 2020

Dream Stan Syndrome

When a group of people, or a mass of people, build a cult of personality around one person and think that person can't do anything wrong.

Person1: Adolf Hitler did nothing wrong!
Person2: Wow, it sounds like you have a serious case of Dream Stan Syndrome!

by vocal percussion February 11, 2021

Leafy

A person without a chin

Person I-Man, I can't find my chin
Leafy-First time?

by vocal percussion February 22, 2022