mortalled 

completely blazed out of your mind drunk and/or high

I want to go out and get mortalled tonight.

mortalled by missscarlett October 24, 2008

mortality fuck 

sexual intercourse immediately following a national disaster, death, or terrorist attack to help one cope with said event.

After getting off the tube during the London bombing, Will and I had a mortality fuck.

mortality fuck by cb radio November 7, 2005

Chronic Mortality 

The disease that causes the eventual death of most living organisms.

I have chronic mortality, it will cause my death in 666 years.

Chronic Mortality by Fortcraft October 2, 2016

mertilize 

to annihilate

I gotta get the car back by 8, or Dad's gonna mertilize me!

Crew, set your phazers to maximum mertilize.

mertilize by Mandingoe May 31, 2004

Mortality 

Yea, everybody knows you can die if you do certain things. You can die in your sleep, you can die even if you're not trying to get yourself killed. What does anybody who's still alive really know about mortality though? If your friends or family died in a car accident, they would be the folks who know about mortality and not you. I doubt anybody who claims to know all about mortality from seeing horrific accidents has had an opportunity to talk with any of the deceased about mortality, therefore you're full of shit when you preach about it, you don't really know shot like the rest of us.

The girl must know it all about what death is like from seeing some bad accidents since she's preaching to everybody how they should live their lives the way she lives hers. Any slight deviation from the way she lives life will be considered reckless and adolescent minded, watch out! She's a mortality expert!

Mortality by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018

Murdalize 

To kill in a highly entertaining fashion

Mouse was so mad he murdalized Ruwe by ripping out his lungs

Murdalize by Mouse February 18, 2003

The Mortality Angle

The use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as an asteroid strike or supervolcano) to get a woman, or multiple women, to engage in coitis with oneself.

"I didn't think I'd be able to get her to come home with me until I brought up that program on the Discovery Channel I watched about supervolcanos."
"Ah, the mortality angle...nice."

The Mortality Angle by Timmer8 January 11, 2009