Mourning TV 

The media's obsession with recently deceased celebrities.

"Wow man, I turned on the Mourning TV and every channel was playing Michael Jackson music videos. So I knew right away he was dead even before I heard the news broadcast."

Mourning TV by burnee June 28, 2009

mornington crescent

Fiendishly complex game popularised by
British radio show, "I´m Sorry I Haven´t Got A Clue". The game is based on moves
around the London Underground (Tube) map. The winner is the first to reach
Mornington Crescent.

From the FAQ: "It is impossible to approach Mornington Crescent on a Direct Diagonal as a quick look at the tube map will show. (Unless you play Real Geography in which case a Direct Diagonal may well be possible, but not being a Real Geographist I wouldn't like to say)."

mornington crescent by English Boy December 6, 2004

mornington peninsula 

A place consisting of many suburbs around port phillip bay, in Victoria. Starting at Portsea and ending at Mornington or Frankston.
Also known as 'The M.P'

Jono - Hey man what are you doing today?
Cookie - Just chilling down the mornington peninsula.

mornington peninsula by Cook!e February 26, 2008

mornington secondary 

A place of education where teens feel like jumping off a cliff every day that they are there , This school is where the uniform is more important than the education, Heaven forbid if you wear a fucking longsleeve under your uniform then good luck Charlie because you’re fucked. A negative area where girls dresses are higher then any grade achieved by any student at this school. everyone below the year level of year 10 is The most annoying people you will ever meet in your life.

I’d rather drown then be at Mornington secondary

mornington secondary by Kaslorantars June 14, 2020

mornington crescent

Fictional game played by Londoners of a certain background, intended to intimidate an outsider to their social clique. The aim to to pretend you are playing to a set of complex rules which are never explained.

Players take turns to name an underground station, the "winner" is the first to "reach" Morninton Crescent, at which point they enthusiastically shout the name of this station. If the outsider attempts to join in, they shout him down, giving a look of abject scorn.

It can be played on internet message boards, derailing a serious thread by posting a comment with the name of an underground station in bold. Then consecutive users will start posting otherwise irrelevant comments with more station names bolded, until someone simply posts in bold capitals "MORNINGTON CRESCENT"!!!!!

SUBJECT - CONGESTION CHARGING
<Fred231> I hate the congestion charge, it costs so much to go into the City
<Bob456>But public transport is also expensive, it costs me a bomb to get to Charing Cross each day.
<Ed34>My granny lives near *Old Street*
<HotChick765>I bought a Parrot from *Leicester Square*
<ZeroCool4723>MORNINGTON CRESCENT!!!!!!!!121!!234!!!!

and the thread is derailed.

mornington crescent by Mahmhn May 24, 2009

Morningto

Drinking a mojito before 10:00am.

This morning I had morningto with my breakfast.

Morningto by KCizzle12 September 18, 2007

Morningtorium 

A doomed attempt to give up an unhealthy habit--starting tomorrow.

After eating six bowls of Crunch Berries, I called a morningtorium on sugary cereals.

Morningtorium by Elvisstilllives December 8, 2009