Morning Surprise 

When the "morning wood" penetrates anally the "little spoon" while spooning after sex, resulting in the complete and utter surprise of your partner.

Well isn't this just a morning surprise

Morning Surprise by Cockwood November 15, 2010

Sunday Morning Surprise

when a girl has fallen asleep after a night of vigorous sex, the man pulls back the covers, takes a hot steamy dump at the end of the bed, puts on his clothes, and leaves. She wakes up in the morning, sniffs around, pulls off the covers and: SURPRISE!!!

Friend A: You think that ugly girl you slept with last night is going to call you?

Friend B: Nah, I gave her a Sunday Morning Surprise, she'll never want to see me again.

Sunday Morning Surprise by The Real Mr. Burns March 6, 2009

Early Morning Suprise 

When a woman yawns as she wakes up and you slam your dick in her mouth.

Seth: Did Betty sleep over your house last night?
Me: Yeah and I gave her an early morning suprise.

Early Morning Suprise by arsenalpete316 March 17, 2009

foggy morning surprise 

after a vigorous night of sex the male wakes early with morning wood. He masturbates and ejaculates in the sleeping girl's face. She is woken up ;blinded and upset. she is having a foggy morning

that foggy morning surprise yesterday was great

foggy morning surprise by myn odu December 31, 2009

monday morning surprise 

The process by which a male obtains a condom and proceeds to urinate and ejaculate into it. The condom is sealed and inserted into the vagina of a sleeping girlfriend or wife. The surprise is completed when the male attempts to give her an Alabama Hot Pocket causing the condom to explode.

guy #1: yo that bitch is trippin, b.
guy #2: thats why i gave her a monday morning surprise and got the fk out of there.

monday morning surprise by cot4lifeyo1 July 30, 2009

Morning Suprise

Wakin up with a little shit in your boxers.

Dude:I had a crazy night last night.
Friend:Dude did you have a morning suprise?
Dude:(Whispers) Yes. it was the worst.

Morning Suprise by 2BRO2B November 26, 2015

Moms Morning Surprise 

The underwear you give to your guardian to wash after a night of wet dreams.

Moms morning surprise was extra wet today.

Moms Morning Surprise by AmichaelG1 January 15, 2010