A person of a religious cult that comes onto urban dictionary to attempt to make right the "wrongs" of what the rest of the users are saying about this religion. They try to say that all understandings about the Mormon faith are common misconceptions, then continue to promote Mormonism. Unfortunately, most of these "misconceptions" are actually plain truth; showing just how incompetent they truly are.
Guy one: Dude, this user on Urban totally just said that Mormonism is the right faith! Maybe it actually is...

Guy two: yeah, they're actually a Mormon too... They're lying, it isn't the right faith
by Lazinator July 12, 2009

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The most CHILDISH religion known to man. Also...

...Own the most feared question known to man. "Are you mormon"?
Say no, they go "OOOO YOU'RE GONNA GET IN TROUUUUBLEEEEE!".
Say yes, "How come I've never seen you in *dun dada dun!* THE CHURCH!!!"

Don't talk about *dun dada dun!* THE CHURCH! (That's really how they say it...) 24/7? DON'T GO TO UTAH.

Don't even get me started when you say normal phrases like "oh my god!", and oh boy, DON'T even THINK about swearing.

Other than that, meh, they're alright.
No wonder there's so many "the bus that's 3 times smaller than your bus" busses in Utah...Mormon.
by fuxfuc March 15, 2009

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The majority of a well-dressed colony of people that have chosen to live underground because no one likes them and/or likes to read their boring pamphlets. Go Away Already! Stay beneath the manholes you belong under.
Mormon: Hey little boy, want to lear about Hell?
Little Boy: Umm....
Little Boy's Dad: Stay away from my son you river rat!!!
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some freaky people who always knock on your door precisely during the middle of your dinner. Also believe that when they die they will become gods of their own planet, but only the men get a planet. Founded by Joseph Smith, who was previously convicted as being a con artist. They often piss you off.
The Mormon missionaries came to the door to preach to me, so I preached to them about the wonders of satanism and then told them if they did not leave my front porch they would be the main thing in my rituals. consequently, every Thursday evening I preform a blood sacrafice
by Sexy_sky_sky April 27, 2008

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Mormons Are And Forever will be Retarded. Their Beliefs are laughed upon by Every other religion, and Jesus laughs Upon them too. First of all, Indians Were NEVER White, and God did not "Turn them RED". Second, Jesus Never lived in America. Third, Dont make up a religion for Brain Washing little kids into being future Fucks of America. And Lastly, Joseph Smith was not a "Hero", and not even close to a "Prophet", He was a man who obtained Opium from the Navajo Indians, and made up ridiculous thoughts which basically make up your religion today Latter Day Fucks. Congratulations, Your the Offspring of a straight up Homo who had butt sex with animals.
What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the road, and a Dead Mormon lying in the Road? The Dead Dog had Skid marks leading up to its body.
by Greg Wall April 21, 2008

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A home-grown American cult that grew into a world religion. Is loosely based on the more popular cult called "Christianity" (which is, of course, based in the cult of Judaism with a little Mithraism thrown in).

Like Catholicism, has its own secret rituals, shady hierarchy, and massive amounts of guilt and shame thrust upon its adherents.
"I'm a Mormon because I was brainwashed from birth to believe that some asshole racist prospector talked to god, gave no proof for his claims, and now am forced to feel guilty every time I think about poontang"
by Adam Harris Dawkins June 15, 2007

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mormons are these strange narrow minded people that have no or very little perspective as to other religions/non mormons and look down apon gays and anyone who looks a little weird (such as weird hair colours piercings etc) They dont drink tea or coffee however alot of them find excuses to eat chocolate. no alchohol...they resit 'temptation' before marriage and cannot even touch their own 'sacred' areas b4 marriage... my goodness
andy says he resists temptation, but what that basically means is he wakes up in the morning with a boner and doesn't do anything about it! (courtesy of sophie)

my friend thought mormons were 'mole people' who live underground in burrows'
by kittycat1989 February 27, 2007

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