8 definitions by gallipoli
stems from blood cloth. blood cloth meaning a tampon. when calling someone a blood clat you are indeed calling them a tampon. so watch those foul mouths.
oi blud clut why on earth are you being so darned annoying! i hope we can put this behind us and instead be friends.
by gallipoli December 13, 2004
after the latter day saints were branded morons they decided to turn hate mail into positive propaganda. To save on costs they nick named themselves mormons which allowed them to easily adapt the leaflets.
hey mormon i'm gonna kill ya, now get off a my porch before i get my cow to trample on you and your religion.
by gallipoli January 17, 2005
a girl who has a body like a goddess or at least good enough to fuck but with a paper bag over the head. beacause the girl is attractive BUT HER (butter) face!! as in oh dear her face is really very disgusting.
see also bobfoc.
see also bobfoc.
-that girl is damn fine
-butter face
-yeah her face could make a blind child cry.
-could always do her from behind or with a paper bag over her head.
-no cos she stinks too.
-why does she stink.
-so blind people can hate her too!
-ah make sense ugly bitch.
-butter face
-yeah her face could make a blind child cry.
-could always do her from behind or with a paper bag over her head.
-no cos she stinks too.
-why does she stink.
-so blind people can hate her too!
-ah make sense ugly bitch.
by gallipoli December 13, 2004
the flabby fatty skin which hangs down between ones elbow and shoulder. most obvious examples are older women who have not learnt that holding a feltip pen at a bingo hall does not constitute exercise.
-i fucking love your bingo wings you sexy little minx.
-but i am 58 and you are only 19.
-i know but i have a fetish for biting unnecessary skin.
-well perhaps we should go somewhere more private.
-or not i was fucking with you, you dirty old bitch go and get some fucking exercise try picking up your teenage daughters 5 children by the hair repeatedly, or try slapping your teenage daughter repeatedly whilst continuingly shouting "you are a worthless drain on society".
-but i am 58 and you are only 19.
-i know but i have a fetish for biting unnecessary skin.
-well perhaps we should go somewhere more private.
-or not i was fucking with you, you dirty old bitch go and get some fucking exercise try picking up your teenage daughters 5 children by the hair repeatedly, or try slapping your teenage daughter repeatedly whilst continuingly shouting "you are a worthless drain on society".
by gallipoli December 13, 2004
-that girl has a damn nice body
-yes but her face is so ugly it could make a blind child cry!
-yeah total bobfoc.
-yes but her face is so ugly it could make a blind child cry!
-yeah total bobfoc.
by gallipoli December 13, 2004
-fuck cunt fuck little chav has nicked my handbag!
-thats terrible what was in it.
-bare shit!
-why on earth would you have bear shit in your handbag, it must have stunk!
-thats terrible what was in it.
-bare shit!
-why on earth would you have bear shit in your handbag, it must have stunk!
by gallipoli December 13, 2004
when the turtle head of ones faeces pretudes to the extent that it touches the cloth which comprises ones underwear. A crude expression with a mighty impact.
-"I am ever so glad i wore baggy boxer shorts today".
-"really egbert why is that".
-well humbert to be quite frank i am touching cloth.
-oh you are desperate to empty your bowels and are finding it hard to keep the turtles head under reigns.
-quite, and now i am afraid the turtles head has broken through my anal gates and is causing one great discomfort.
-i see, well it is lucky you are wearing spacious boxer shorts for if you were wearing y fronts the turtle may have been crushed resulting in a mess in ones pants.
-never mind i am starting to quite enjoy the sensation it is similar to when you insert your penis through my cheeks to the brown.
-oh well i dont know why you are complaining in that case it would be more like a terrapin head as my penis is terribly small due to the inbred nature of my family.
-dont beat yourself up you make up for it with your 11 fingers.
-"really egbert why is that".
-well humbert to be quite frank i am touching cloth.
-oh you are desperate to empty your bowels and are finding it hard to keep the turtles head under reigns.
-quite, and now i am afraid the turtles head has broken through my anal gates and is causing one great discomfort.
-i see, well it is lucky you are wearing spacious boxer shorts for if you were wearing y fronts the turtle may have been crushed resulting in a mess in ones pants.
-never mind i am starting to quite enjoy the sensation it is similar to when you insert your penis through my cheeks to the brown.
-oh well i dont know why you are complaining in that case it would be more like a terrapin head as my penis is terribly small due to the inbred nature of my family.
-dont beat yourself up you make up for it with your 11 fingers.
by gallipoli December 13, 2004