mormon

a religion that secretly worships Lucifer

if you gain enough trust within the mormon church.
you will be told who they really worship.

by Ex-Mormon January 02, 2008

mormon

Where sales meets religion.
The perfect religion for gullible yanks.

Sickeningly positive all the fucking time and so bloody nice.

Donny Osmond

Still keeps trying to get back into showbiz!!!

by Doc Johnson February 07, 2004

mormon

A cult that believes in some very dark, twisted things. Also known as the Church Of Emperor Palpatine and Latter Day Sith. Huff is the current incarnation of Palpatine. Joseph Smith was the first incarnation of Palpatine.

Mormon apprentices are everywhere. All answer to their master Palpatine.

by Dahk Load January 03, 2006

mormon

someone who's cpw ratio (children per wife)is too big

This stupid mormon that I know is a moocher and doesn't know when to shut the fuck up

by intrnashonalsuperstud 0 July 14, 2008

mormon

a homosexual man who is gay and likes at least six cocks in his ass at one time and also believe in a fucking bullshit homo religion

Mormon priest dude:"wow, i'd eat out his ass anyday" A follower of the mormon religion: "HELLZ YEAH MOTHA FUCKA, I A'INT CARIN' IF HE BE LIVING IN A TRAILER"

by someone special (deraj) August 07, 2008

mormon

A group of people part of a religion whose populace mostly lives in Utah and have a deep love of Napoleon Dynamite, BYU, Elder Uchtdorf and Holland, and all things Geeky.

She's a mormon, so talk about Star Wars, BYU, or the German man in the white shirt.

by Ray Maximoff November 09, 2017

mormon

a pathetic religious group that get pwned by the jehovah's witnesses. JW's are better. mormons rely on having huge families to get more people in their religion because they suck so much at converting people. they may seem jolly and good-hearted to many, but their foundation of their religion is more corrupt than one may think.

they dont drink alcohol becuse it is a sin, but jesus drank wine. what do you say about that?

by afr1 March 28, 2005