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Mormanizer 

A player amongst LDS church that can easily hold hands with all the LDS and non LDS he chooses. Looked up to by many younger male LDS but despised and ridiculed by non LDS. The Mormanizer rarely progresses to the first base but still hits the ball every time, getting all the way home or in more general terms getting laid is unheard of and has yet to be recorded in history as of this date.
"Wow hes got 2 girls holding his hand"
"Yeah hes a mormanizer"
Mormanizer by TKM NEWS STATION November 9, 2009
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mormanon 

Morm-anon is a worldwide fellowship that offers a program of recovery for the families and friends of Mormons, whether or not the Mormon recognizes the existence of a problem or seeks help.
"After leaving the Mormon cult, Mormanon helped me recover from the cult and work to become normal again.
mormanon by Kelboduke July 3, 2015

morganhole 

Morgantown, WV. The biggest dump know to mankind. Home of the West Virginia Mountaineers. Trailer parks, trash, and no class highlight this mountain of rowdy drop out drunks. Be prepared to travel the muddy goat trails all the way to the stadium. If you don't like to be spit on, called names, and harassed on every level then leave your team apparel and yourself at home. AKA "The Hole".
I have been to Morganhole and I am never going back.
morganhole by Betsy and Jack September 15, 2006

Mormathology 

1. The Morman Religion
2. A waste of time
3. Like being Omish, but you can use electricity.
mormathology is, if it feels good- stop.
Someone that says that they are a mormon, but has had sex before marriage.
You said you're a mormon, so why did you have sex with Steve last night?! You're such a mormahoe!
Mormahoe by overlord of russia April 14, 2017

Morganhole 

Noun
1. Beautiful individual and the absence of

verb
1.
allow or cause (something) to be visible.
"a white blouse will show the blood"
Similar:
be visible
be seen
be in view
manifest
appear
be revealed
be obvious
Opposite:
be invisible
2.
display or allow to be perceived (a quality, emotion, or characteristic).
"it was Frank's turn to show his frustration"
Similar:
manifest
make manifest
exhibit
reveal
convey
communicate
make known
indicate
express
proclaim
intimate
make plain
make obvious
signify
evince
evidence
disclose
betray
divulge
give away
Opposite:
suppress
noun
1.
a spectacle or display, typically an impressive one.
"spectacular shows of bluebells"
Similar:
display
array
arrangement
exhibition
presentation
exposition
spectacle
2.
a play or other stage performance, especially a musical.

noun
1.
a hollow place in a solid body or surface.
"he dug out a small hole in the snow"
Similar:
pit
ditch
trench
cavity
crater
depression
hollow
well
borehole
excavation
shaft
mineshaft
dugout
cave
cavern
pothole
chamber
gorge
chasm
canyon
ravine
2.
INFORMAL
a small or unpleasant place.
"she had wasted a whole lifetime in this hole of a town"
Similar:
hovel
slum
shack
mess
dump
dive
pigsty
joint
tip
Opposite:
palace
verb
1.
make a hole or holes in.
"a fuel tank was holed by the attack and a fire started"
Similar:
puncture
make a hole in
perforate
pierce
penetrate
rupture
spike
Oh man, I’m totally feeling the Morganhole today. Babe isn’t around for long stretches of time because she’s busy with work.
Morganhole by BenjiBoomBoom November 7, 2023