by Variant647 April 1, 2022
Morbius 1 is the most successful movie ever made, totalling over 156 Morbillion Dollars. Morbillion is the biggest number, even bigger than Infinity.
Morbius 1 is a box office SUCCESS. Morbius 1, after it's most recent success, will now have it's own franchise and 100 sequel movies.
No human on the planet Earth has not see this movie. No movie ever, other than more Morbius sequels will ever be greater than Morbius 1.
Morbius 1 is a box office SUCCESS. Morbius 1, after it's most recent success, will now have it's own franchise and 100 sequel movies.
No human on the planet Earth has not see this movie. No movie ever, other than more Morbius sequels will ever be greater than Morbius 1.
by Morbillion INC. May 9, 2022
The 2022 Marvel movie that was released to critical reception. It sold tickets and grossed money and has commonly been noted for the actors playing their roles, having a plot and being directed. By many movie-goers it has been classed as "one of the movies ever made".
A: "Hey dude, did you see Morbius?"
B: "Sure did! You know, after thinking about it, it's gotta be one of the movies I've ever seen."
A: "I know right? Jared's performance was just so performed and captured on camera."
B: "Sure did! You know, after thinking about it, it's gotta be one of the movies I've ever seen."
A: "I know right? Jared's performance was just so performed and captured on camera."
by SnaySnay April 28, 2022
The first movie to ever sell one morbillion tickets and achieve a morbius sweep. Known to many as "one of the movies of all time," and quite possibly the only piece of media to be graced with all of these aspects. Morbius is best known for the part where he said "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and morbed all over those guys.
See also: peak fiction
See also: peak fiction
by extremely aggressive mailman May 13, 2022
Speedy: Did you know that Morbius is one of the movies ever made?
Boykins: Holy shit it sells tickets too
Boykins: Holy shit it sells tickets too
by LdnTaxi April 11, 2022
Morbius, a true story of a man named Dr. Michael Morbius. He was crippled as fuck and then he found this dope ass cave in like Vietnam or something. Then there was this god damn cs:go mystery box he dug up from the depths of hell and became Batman's half-brother. From that point on, he would use a popular phrase mostly used by children 13 and under which is "It's Morbin time," and would then proceed to slaughter any innocent person within a 15-mile radius. Overall, this movie is now a classic masterpiece and probably falls between Star-Wars the Clone Wars, and the 2005 Willy Wonka movie.
Morber: Guys I'm finna morb really quick gimme a sec...
Morber friend: Yo chill out jit. I ain't tryna get morbed right now...
Morber: I AM MORBIUS...
Morber friend: Yo chill out jit. I ain't tryna get morbed right now...
Morber: I AM MORBIUS...
by Dr. Michael Morbius June 24, 2022
by Ryota Mitarai April 26, 2022