3 definitions by extremely aggressive mailman

Ranger Takedown

Noun. A typically non-lethal, close-range move applied by New California Republic rangers of Fallout fame. The most common method consists of backing up, stopping completely, and quickly if not immediately preforming a leg sweep or full-palm strike. Can be used to trip opponents or otherwise send them flying backwards. Take care not to break your wrist attempting the latter maneuver.

I got raided by some Legionaries and had to pull a ranger takedown on their asses and run. Damn that Caesar.

by extremely aggressive mailman May 22, 2022

what the fuck ever

An extremely dismissive variant of "whatever." Typically employed when you really don't want to hear something and a regular whatever just won't cut it.

Or when spiking an infant into a field goal.

Gabriel: This one time I sp- I spiked an infant into a field goal. Minos Prime begged me not to. He cried on his knees like a bitch.

Minos: O, Gabriel, thy gore shall-
Gabriel: What the fuck ever. *proceeds to absolutely own a human baby*

by extremely aggressive mailman January 9, 2023

Morbius

The first movie to ever sell one morbillion tickets and achieve a morbius sweep. Known to many as "one of the movies of all time," and quite possibly the only piece of media to be graced with all of these aspects. Morbius is best known for the part where he said "IT'S MORBIN' TIME" and morbed all over those guys.

See also: peak fiction

Person 1: Hey have you seen Morbius

Jared Leto: Jared Leto

by extremely aggressive mailman May 13, 2022