Moptard 

An irritating cleaner at work who suffers from a terrible case of verbal diarrhoea. A Moptard is usually diluded and often uses phrases such as 'hi peeps' and 'quick question'. These often or in fact, in most cases do not merit a response. A moptard also moves slower than any other and can often make tasks such as cleaning a mirror take as long as 20 minutes. Moptards usually suffer from bad BO and have teeth like a row of condemned houses.

Darren: Oh look.......here comes Jack to start his shift!

Clara: Fuck hide, he's a complete fucking moptard!!

Moptard by Chalmers girl October 5, 2012

Moptato

a mop that can be used as a fake apple
or a potato that also cleans floors

"I was hungry and there was a spill, good thing I had my moptato handy"

Moptato by Waldo Hallow January 12, 2009

Moption 

Definition 1 : Options referring to the cleaning of a floor/ object that requires a mop

Definition 2 : Have two or more mops to clean a floor/ object with and deciding between them

Person 1 :Hey, could you please clean the floor

Person 2 : I dont know, what are my moptions?

Person 1 : Which mop are you going to use
Person 2 : I don't know, there are so many moptions!

Moption by The Mop Man June 15, 2010

moptician 

A hair dresser who specialises in revitalising mens hair after it has reached the stage know as a 'mop'.

Billy Connelly should see a moptician as his hair could make the perfect mop.

Dude you should really go to the mopticians.

moptician by halooooom March 20, 2006

moptop 

A female whose hair looks exactly like the end of a used mop.

Damn!Why that girl head look like that?
I don kno she got a moptop G.

moptop by Jerome Jackson January 31, 2006

Moptoad

To hop around like a toad while mopping.

I moptoaded my whole house in 20 minutes.

Moptoad by trbotaxi November 19, 2009

mopthefloo 

a word/name used in online games. somewhat popular.

history on mopthefloo is long... verrrryyyyy verryyyyy loooooooooonnnnng.......... if you are ever gonna use the name as mopthefloo on an online game...it's probably taken.

mopthefloo: im considered 1337!!
noob: what is 1337?
mopthefloo: lol

mopthefloo by mopthefloo November 5, 2007