A moped is a person, guy or girl, you are having sex with, but would never want your friends to meet because they are not that attractive.

Like a moped, the gay motorbike, he/she is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends to see you on it.
I am inviting this guy over to hook up only late at night or when no one is home because he’s a total moped.
by Emma Frost December 5, 2019
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-a girl who is not particularly attractive, but is a good fuck.

the whole point being, the girl is fun to ride untill your freinds see you on one, like a moped.

"Dude that girl is such a moped, I'd fuck her, but no one can know."
by Day January 13, 2006
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(N) A person of lower socio-economic status that leeches off the greater good of society, is lazy and is normally involved in some sort of criminal activity.
The streets are full of mopes tonight; just sittin' around drinking their 40's and collecting welfare.
by money man123 June 8, 2010
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an ugly chick that is fun to ride, but you wouldn't want to be seen on... just like a moped
went for a ride on the ol' moped after we left the club last night
by makelatackela June 3, 2006
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A potential sexual partner who, due to appearance or reputation, looks like a fun ride, but you wouldn't want your friends to hear about it.
That girl's body is a 9 but her face is a 2 - she's a moped.
by obabakoak July 25, 2006
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to cry and cry and cry over something thats sad
by treepot July 23, 2006
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