moustachio
moustachio by Ryan Reeves July 11, 2003
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moustachio
A plump male individual who prefers sweat-pants to jeans and has a dirty "crust-ache" to make himself look older.
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a species of monkey/human... this species has all the abilities of a human, but also has more hair than a monkey butt
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Moustachioistic
The act or the practice of adoring moustaches to the point beyond obsession. A point that progresses the protagonist of the act to explore activities & fantasies with the concept and realities of them. The ignited enthusiast of the craft then moves beyond violent and pornographic suggestion sometimes bordering on acting out disturbingly shocking fantasies that involve moustaches of all types, especially the "Rollie" , "The Swirler" , "Stalin", "Burt Reynolds" "The Nietzche" and the "Hitler".
David and Sarah took a walk to the brook to take in the first days of spring, when suddenly a moustachio'd man approached them. David had bee having "Moustachioistic" fantasies as pf late and had been sharing them with Sarah. As a child, she was terrified of Moustaches but had lately unlocked her own "Moustachioistic" frenzied state. Alone now with the moustachio'd man by the brook. You can only guess what happened.
Moustachioistic by Qwendal Orlando Myiagi May 16, 2014