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molestash 

A combination of the words moustache and Molest.

A moustash that is scrawny and usally very juvenile and creepy in nature. Much like most wearers of the molestash.
I don't trust that guy, he's got a molestash.
molestash by eatrocks June 21, 2004

molestasheo 

A derivative of molestache. A mustache on a man that does not look cool but creepy. This mustache would make you want to go check to see if the guy is listed on a pedophile website.
What's up with that molestasheo, you going to hang out at some playgrounds tonight?
molestasheo by Jacki Ledbetter April 10, 2007

moosetastic 

Combination of moose and fantastic.
All moose are fantastic.
Therefore, you can describe something as fantastic, as is a moose.
This ice cream is so good.
It's moosetastic!
moosetastic by joneshimself September 17, 2006

moosestache 

The dark facial hair on the upper lip of an obese woman.
That fat chick scarfing the popcorn is sure to get some stuck in her moosestache.
moosestache by Lauren V. December 10, 2007

mousestache 

the facial hair on a mouse or rodent; generally is just a mustache, but can also be a goatee, van dyke (a mustache and goatee combination commonly confused with goatee), or mutton chops
Really? I've never seen a mousestache up close before.