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Moosepower

Moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in Canada and parts of the United States where moose were commonly found.
1 Moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)
Moosepower by ccnet4ever October 1, 2009

moosedownee 

someone who is retarded, mentally ill, developmentally disabled or has down syndrome and has been sexually taken advantage of.
That guy had sex with my sister who has down syndrome and now she is a moosedownee.

Wow, shes a moosedownee, shes kinda hot for a retard.

My girlfriend has frontal lobe damage so i call her my moosedownee

sleepy moosepower

moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in canada and parts of the united states where moose were commonly found.

1 moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)

Sometimes moose get sleepy
1 sleepy moosepower (SMP)= .5 Horsepower (HP)
Wow that boat's engine is about 50 Sleepy Moosepower

Holy moly 50 SMP's is quite a lot!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026