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Moosepower

Moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in Canada and parts of the United States where moose were commonly found.
1 Moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)
Moosepower by ccnet4ever October 1, 2009

moosedownee 

someone who is retarded, mentally ill, developmentally disabled or has down syndrome and has been sexually taken advantage of.
That guy had sex with my sister who has down syndrome and now she is a moosedownee.

Wow, shes a moosedownee, shes kinda hot for a retard.

My girlfriend has frontal lobe damage so i call her my moosedownee

sleepy moosepower

moosepower: an imperial unit used frequently in canada and parts of the united states where moose were commonly found.

1 moosepower (mp) = 3.27 horsepower (hp)

Sometimes moose get sleepy
1 sleepy moosepower (SMP)= .5 Horsepower (HP)
Wow that boat's engine is about 50 Sleepy Moosepower

Holy moly 50 SMP's is quite a lot!