moose cock

An indescribable amount of suckage.

Man, that exam sucked big hairy moose cock!!!

by dlogcher April 10, 2006

moose cock

an incredibly large man piece; similar to 'hung like a horse'

wanker 1: "toby has a fucking moose cock"

wanker 2: "he is the ugliest kid on the planet, god had to make up for it somehow"

wanker 1: "atleast he has a shot in the porn industry"

by john December 25, 2004

Moose Cock

A Canadian's favorite food

Hey Honey why don't you fry me up some of that Moose Cock for supper?

by know the toe September 19, 2003

Moose cock

In the sport Disc Golf (Frisbee Golf) you shoot a plastic disc to a basket. Flat, hill, forest,ect. any type of terrain. Occasionally your disc will hit a tree, and sometimes if not most, it will hit a big branch poking out of the side of the tree. That is a Moose Cock. A big leafless tree branch.

I almost made it through those trees, but that moose cock knocked my disc down.

by Jonny Hyzer December 11, 2010

Moose Cock

that is the biggest moose cock story I heard

jimmy was telling his how the window got broke and Dad replies " the the biggest moose cock story I ever heard !!"

by dionysis October 23, 2003

Moose Cock

A highly skilled MLG clan that shits on any other clan

Did you hear Moose Cock beat faze, yeah faze didn't stand a chance against Vexx and Fuzy yelling "In the Asshole please Faze! "

by Vexx June 29, 2015

Moose Cock

An American's favourite appetizer,
before the Moose balls

Fry me up one of those Texas Moose Cocks boy

by Kerpal November 4, 2003