Skip to main content

Moon-dogging

The act of stealing a sip of somebody's drink (usually when they are not looking). Usually employed by those who are unemployed.

There are many levels of moon dogging, and beginners should be careful when practicing the more advanced techniques.

Level 1 - The Basic Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while in plain sight.

Level 2 - The Proper Moon Dog: Stealing a sip of a drink from somebody while their back is turned or while they are distracted. Beginners usually perform this in teams of two.

Level 3 - The Full Moon Dog: Stealing somebody's entire drink while they aren't looking. The moon-dogger usually moves to the other end of the bar at this point to finish the drink out of the mark's view.

Level 4 - The Moon Coon: Stealing somebody's entire drink and passing it on to somebody else. The recipient of the drink doesn't necessarily have to know that he or she is drinking a stolen beverage. Hilarity usually ensues.
"Holy shit! Where's my drink?"
"Dude, I think somebody's moon-dogging around here."
Moon-dogging by OG Moon-Dogger March 21, 2009
Related Words

moon doggie 

The guy whose nose fits perfectly into the eye of his "lady".

- This is how you know someone compliments you perfectly in every way.

A reference from the 1961 "Gidget Goes Hawaiian" movie.
After years of searching, I finally found my moon doggie. mmm mmm mmm he's the bomb sauce yo! The perfect flava;-)
moon doggie by Julie_ann May 28, 2005

Moondoggie

n. A person who smokes marijuana on a daily basis and is like that of a hippie. This person usually has extremely long hair and listens to music from the 1960s.
The fuckin' moondoggie, Scott, is always smoking pot.
Moondoggie by Nate June 14, 2004

Moondoggie

The act of spreading organic peanut butter infused with human breastmilk around one's anus. A dog cannot resist the temptation to indulge and salad tossing ensues.
Nothing helps Jason study for law school better than a good moondoggie.

Moondoggin' 

Any night that has a full moon you take a big steamy dump in
your girls mouth while she is trying to sleep.
Man i was moondoggin' my girl the other night when the full moon was out and she woke up and she tryed to check my oil.
Moondoggin' by FoXsTa October 5, 2009

moondogging 

Originating with Australian comedian Tony Martin on the Theatre Sports show "THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE", moondogging involves "placing your (or a) dog in the middle of the road, getting into your car (or a car) and mooning it at extreme speeds".
"Hey Blake! Let's go moondogging!"
"How about a spot of moondogging?"
"Moondogging is awesome fun!"
moondogging by Gimp On Wheels September 16, 2008