Mootology

A cult that is based on moot. Like christianity there are the ten comootments instead of the ten commandments. These laws must be adhered to or removal from the cult will occur. This cult was created at a yr 11 retreat by three boys, this united all the boys in the year and was the only experience that made retreat enjoyable. This cult has spread around quickly and has adherents from the age of 12 to 18. The Ten Comootments are;

1. Thou shall always raise
2. Thou must use the word moot in vein

3.Thou shall give moot respect five times a day
4. Thou must acknowledge with moot in and moot out
5. Thou must cleanse thy moot every full moot
6. Thou shall not be tempted by the anti moot
7. Thous shall not touch the black moot (benin)
8. Thou shall not touch the hairy moot (benin)
9. Thou must make the pilgramootige to moot
10. Thou must mootidate by yelling moot at 4:20pm only
Founders: lk,tb,nd

Mootology is a very complex religion with a large amount of haters/antimoot and thou must not be tempted by the antimoot and failure to do so results in the immediate removal from the cult. Mootology is one of the fastest growing cults in australia and is gaining followers exponentially. It is where one finds true fulfillment in life. All praise moot! Benin means haram/not allowed

"Mootology has changed my life"
Mootology is the fastest growing cult in Australia

Mootology by MrAnony September 19, 2013

monopology

portmanteau of monopoly and apology, n.; when all of a person's time in a conversation is spent saying 'sorry'.

"You don't have to say 'sorry' for saying 'sorry' all the time, Jeff. Its just that this is turning into a monopology."

"Sorr..."

"I said don't fucking say 'sorry' again!"

"Sorry, I jus..."

"Say 'sorry' again. Say 'sorry' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say sorry one more goddamn time!"

"My bad, man."

"Gahh!!!!"

monopology by daphunkeefeel1 April 28, 2014

Mockologist 

A person who constantly mocks others, including friends.

Mockologist purpetrates evil, cutting words that hurt your soul.

Mockologist by justshill November 13, 2009

mooseology 

The study of moose and all things moose related.

I am studying for a PhD in Mooseology.

mooseology by Marymoose99 May 1, 2006

Mokology

This is a field of knowledge which has been developed for researching Moku Syndrome. This field inculcates fields of study such as biology, sexology, and theology. Scientists have been studying this phenomenon since the begginning of time. The latest invention in the field is the MOKU DETECTOR 1.0, which is a device detecting the unique wavelengths of Moksh Dhawan to alert individuals of its presence so that they do not fall become a victim of Moku Syndrome.

Bro 1: Man have you decided your college?

Bro 2: Nah man it is so difficult to find good teachers in my course.

Bro 1: What course do you want to take?

Bro 2: I want to study Mokology.

Bro 1: Bro that is the most difficult course, I don't think you can comprehend it. it will be too difficult only gods can study that man.

Mokology by Moksh Lover February 29, 2020

murkology 

the gaming study of murking or getting murked on

this can refer to players of more or less skill than you that are murking on you.

call of duty is a popular game where murkology can be studied or battle field bad company 2

Wow. That is the fifth time he has killed me. He is teaching me murkology.

murkology by jockhater2 March 8, 2010

Maskology 

The art of predicting what kind of person someone is, or what is presently preoccupying their mind, by looking at the type of face mask they are wearing in public places.

Thanks to maskology, it’s not hard to judge the heart condition of a masker: donning a mask without covering their nose; wearing a rainbow or pink mask all the time; painting a mask on their face that deceptively looks like they’ve put on one; or sporting a green or black mask with the ISIS logo on it.

Maskology by Covido March 10, 2022