7 definitions by Moksh Lover
A group of individual's who have been handpicked by the Lord and Saviour Moksh Dhawan to become part of his elite group of absolute blessed people. These people, have a method of progression which allows them to become part of the crew. Through intensive screening process which takes change in human behaviour one can find themselves part of these holy individuals.
The progression of someone to become part of the crew starts from developing interest in art, turning it into rock/metal music, leading to the person questioning reality and then ending up as an emo or sad person.
The progression of someone to become part of the crew starts from developing interest in art, turning it into rock/metal music, leading to the person questioning reality and then ending up as an emo or sad person.
SHITE 1: What are you filling out?
SHITE 2: I am filling out the Roof Crew form.
SHITE 3: I failed, because according to the lord; I am not depressed enough.
SHITE 1: I always wanted to be part of it, hope you get it mate.
SHITE 2: I am filling out the Roof Crew form.
SHITE 3: I failed, because according to the lord; I am not depressed enough.
SHITE 1: I always wanted to be part of it, hope you get it mate.
by Moksh Lover October 23, 2019
The most questionable man on the planet, who can get amazing grades on the pure idea of improvisation and last minute learning. This individual is the only person who can perfectly hit the "Galileo" notes on Bohemian Rhapsody. This is an outspoken man who is unable to understand others feelings, but still manages to make his way through offensive/hurtful jokes and situations.
The perfect embodiment of an intelligent nonce/pleb like dolphin.
The perfect embodiment of an intelligent nonce/pleb like dolphin.
by Moksh Lover October 27, 2019
This is a field of knowledge which has been developed for researching Moku Syndrome. This field inculcates fields of study such as biology, sexology, and theology. Scientists have been studying this phenomenon since the begginning of time. The latest invention in the field is the MOKU DETECTOR 1.0, which is a device detecting the unique wavelengths of Moksh Dhawan to alert individuals of its presence so that they do not fall become a victim of Moku Syndrome.
Bro 1: Man have you decided your college?
Bro 2: Nah man it is so difficult to find good teachers in my course.
Bro 1: What course do you want to take?
Bro 2: I want to study Mokology.
Bro 1: Bro that is the most difficult course, I don't think you can comprehend it. it will be too difficult only gods can study that man.
Bro 2: Nah man it is so difficult to find good teachers in my course.
Bro 1: What course do you want to take?
Bro 2: I want to study Mokology.
Bro 1: Bro that is the most difficult course, I don't think you can comprehend it. it will be too difficult only gods can study that man.
by Moksh Lover February 29, 2020
When an individual of a society comes within 10 miles radius of Moksh Dhawan, the member faces numerous ejaculations and orgasms, which leads them to possibly die due to excessive reduction of potassium, phosphorus, and water. This always leads to rising heart rates, sweaty palms, dilated pupils and possible fainting.
This can be cured by ejaculating to Moksh Dhawan's pictures between 12-3 A.M. for 1 month (31 days, 32 for good luck) without fail. This exercise allows you to develop immunity to the hotness which is Moksh Dhawan.
This can be cured by ejaculating to Moksh Dhawan's pictures between 12-3 A.M. for 1 month (31 days, 32 for good luck) without fail. This exercise allows you to develop immunity to the hotness which is Moksh Dhawan.
Lad 1: I was walking down the street the other day and saw Moksh Dhawan
Lad 2: What happened then?
Lad 1: My pants got wet, and then I realised I am suffering from Moku Syndrome.
Lad 2: What happened then?
Lad 1: My pants got wet, and then I realised I am suffering from Moku Syndrome.
by Moksh Lover October 22, 2019
Person 1: Hey bro how are you?
Person 2: Nothing bro just dabbing on them haters
Person 1: Shit man you are Plebecle
Person 2: Nothing bro just dabbing on them haters
Person 1: Shit man you are Plebecle
by Moksh Lover December 13, 2019
A level of acceptance and agreement which crosses the 100% assuring mark. An approval which has enough power to turn right to wrong, fact into false and the truth into the lie. When Moksh Dhawan approves a certain statement, thought, or manner, it can never be considered to be wrong.
Speaker 1: The fire is very cold
Audience Member 1: That. is not possible
Speaker 1: You may think that, but this statement is Moku Approved
ALL AUDIENCE: YES! Fire is COLD!
Audience Member 1: That. is not possible
Speaker 1: You may think that, but this statement is Moku Approved
ALL AUDIENCE: YES! Fire is COLD!
by Moksh Lover October 25, 2019
A method of defining the smartest, pussy wetter, most capable, loving, deserving, sexiest, member of a community. This individual, is too good for an institution, and is a versatile citizen of the world which can perfectly execute every single task present on the planet with mere training.
I was walking down the street and I saw Moksh Dhawan, shit my ovaries burst into three thousand pieces.
by Moksh Lover October 10, 2019