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A mook is when you mix weed with tobacco. Usually smoked when taking a bong rip. Feelings of light-headedness, euphoria, and an enhanced high occur. Probably terrible for your lungs.
I took the fatty mook bruhhhhhhhh lets watch some cartoons
by DRANK AND JOSH February 12, 2015
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A New York term meaning gay
Guy 1: Did you hear that Quinlan gave Jayson a kiss yesterday?
Guy 2: Oh I didn't know that! He's so mook for that
by Cheecharito July 25, 2017
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Noun. A dumb male, typically young (18-30) and from the Northeast. Ignorant and garish, mooks are easily defined by one of a dozen characteristics listed in the examples below. Typically from Long Island or Northern New Jersey, mooks have spread into NYC, southern NJ, philly and boston. The capital of the mook world is the jersey shore in summer with spillover into atlantic city. Yankee stadium is (unfortunately) another cesspool of mooks. If you see a mook do not approach him, they are irrational and prone to violence. Simply observe from a distance, they are loud, you will not miss anything. If they approach you use simple generic phrases like "you see the game last night" or "im good bro" or "yeah ill be down at the shore this weekend" to dismiss them.
Other known names-
Benny or Bennie (bayonne, elizabeth, newark, new york)
Meathead
Ape
Gorilla
yellow tag (refering to NJ license plates)
631'r (long island area code)
hair gel
fake tans
Steriod use
Loudmouths- typically at sporting events and bars but not limited to these places (jersey shore, atlantic city, cheesey nightclubs, etc) The louder the place, the louder they get.
They love to fight- even without steriods
Baseball cap or visor in orientation other than straight forward
Italian (predominant but not exclusive)
Racist (towards everyone but themselves)
Man sluts- they will try to sleep with anything, especially skanks, mooks love skanks
Popped collars- especially on a pink polo shirt
Ed hardy Shirts/Affliction Shirts- A new craze amongst mooks
Striped Armani Club shirt- No mook is complete without their club shirt
Single letter gestures of communication; A- pronounced "eehhyyy"; O- Pronouced "ooohhhh"
Inflated sense of self worth- yes mooks think they are the greatest and everyone should love them
Leased 2 door BMW in black or white- Mooks may live with their parents but will still lease a BMW
Affinity for cheap beer- Mooks have no class and prefer the cheapest swill available. Most mooks also drink way too much.
There are many more but this should suffice if defining a mook. Remember these are bad people and should be avoided at all costs
by NYC non-mook June 17, 2009
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When you wear shorts with a velcro fly (ie boardshorts) and your pubic hair gets stuck. It hurts like a bitch
Fuck! Check out these mooks! My fucking pubic hair is stuck in this mook!
by lep saul November 01, 2006
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Slang used for the drug Ecstasy. The slang began in Northern New Jersey and managed to spread spiratically throughout the east coast all the way to the southern tip of Florida. Can also be used to describe the high from taking the drug Ecstasy.
Damn John just popped 3 of those mooks and he's mookin' his ass off!
by ShItSandGiGs September 09, 2010
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1.(adj)one who is backwards with a hint of stupidity and ignorance.
2. one who cannot express properly what he or she stands for.

The actions taken by Tom Green are very "mookish" due to the fact that he himslef is a mook.
by Oren Faircloth December 28, 2005
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A "MOOK" or "MOOKS" is as very subservient person in Caribbean dialect . They they tend to do whatever people want them to especially their significant others.In short they are easily taken advantage of.

The adjective to this word is "mooksy"
Person1)
Oh my gosh is he doing all Edd's homework for him again ?!

Person2) Yeah he is...geez what a mook.

Person 1) wow he is mooksy isn't he?
by bronte91 February 14, 2009
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