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29.
A tool possibly the biggest tool on earth, he's really cocky and likes to flirt with girls. Also likes to eat out Chris Sandoval's butthole.
Jimmy: Wow that kids flirting with my girlfriend!

Timmy: I know hes a total mook!
by Thecoon6969 November 01, 2011
 
30.
a creature, The retard next door who walks around the block thinking that he is finding a job. they are middle aged hunched over and full-blown retard. lives in south bend.
this mook is a fucking retard.
look at the fucking mook. worse than a black.
by M.MER October 21, 2011
 
31.
What beautiful women call their secret lovers.

This seemingly offensive slang term is meant to be a way of hiding their true feelings in front of their friends.
Stop being such a mook, I told you im not interested!
by bromance8888 April 10, 2011
 
32.
A rather plump yet delicious looking Vagina, In it's clothed form a Mook might also be referred to as Cameltoe. Mooks are commonly found on petite young females around age 18/19.
Yeah that girls vag looked alrite, But check out the mook on this bitch! I would eat that like a big ole' greasy cheeseburger.
by KapGun March 30, 2011
 
33.
a bong hit consisting of marijuana and tobacco
i got a cigarette, let's mook it
by dgafls November 28, 2010
 
34.
Someone who goes months without keeping in contact with out of town friends or family.
Dude, Chris is such a f**king mook, he just responded to that text I sent him six weeks ago.
by warriormook February 23, 2011
 
35.
weezing or snorting
he was mooking
by Mookie lol February 04, 2011