a person usually a bf or gf who never pays for anything and who is always with money of their own. The always relay on somebody else to pay for them....but the mooching is okay because he or she is your friend.
muff muff muff muff from Carleton University always mooches off her friends.
by whitebooi March 06, 2011
the king of the monkeys, who is filled with beans, and speaks in a high voice
Mooch likes to hang out on the bed all day long.
by Daddio May 26, 2004
A fat gimpy bitch with holes in his legs. Resides in "NOVA" and named Kevin Besserer.
"Kevin stop eating everyone else's food. Your such a fucking mooch."
by Dean Jimmy February 03, 2009
Phil Partin...*trails off* see also: CartoonChess
1:Hey Matt wheres Mooch?
2:Last I saw that white boy he was playin the funky music of the heezy fosheez-
1:Nevermind..I see him..MOOCHIE!
by §tar September 29, 2003
A hairy guy who loves sluts with big titties
Hey man, ur acting like mooch

dont be a mooch, ur cock is tiny
by mykel.d2 May 10, 2005
a guy who goes to your wedding and doesn't give you a gift and/or a guy who keeps all the money from an NCAA pool
That mooch screwed me out of a wedding gift
by g money August 08, 2003
a man cooch
he's totally got a mooch
mooch juice!
by Toonie April 21, 2004

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