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Montrose Effect 

The Montrose, Akron, Ohio variation of what happens when a Taco Bell or similar low grade chain restaurant appears on empty farmland, immediately followed by dozens of additional chain restaurants and poorly planned strip malls. The result is a traffic clusterfuck on top of a social black hole, on top of an environmental disaster, known in any other place as suburban sprawl.
In every city I visit, there is at least one stretch of highway full of big box stores and crappy chain restaurants--a sure sign that the Montrose Effect has taken place.
Montrose Effect by Rubber J July 27, 2010
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monstrous cock 

Damn that guy has a monstrous cock. I can see it through his pants!🤤
monstrous cock by Bigcocklover123 November 5, 2017

montroes 

montroes is a below living standards town in the yarra ranges of victoria. montroes is also known as "troes" is home of bogans and "the dog", the "h-bomb" spends alot of his time their. montroes has an extremely bad fish and chippery (do not go their)
example 1
person 1: oh it broke that sucks
person 2: oh really thats bad
person 1: yeh i know
person 2: made in montroes?
person 1: yeh for sure
example 2
person 1: oh my god look at that bogan
person 2:yeh jeese, down from the montores for a day trip
person1:yeh or needed a feed
montroes by idonthaveanothername August 28, 2006

monstrous homogay 

Homogay TO THE EXTREME. Often used of MC Banhammer.
mc banhammer is a monstrous homogay

Montrose 

A section in Houston densly populated by theatres, museums, fine foods, upscale shopping, and gay people.
Montrose is well known in the Houston area as being the "gay part of town."
Montrose by John February 10, 2004

Montrose 

A small town on the western slope of Colorado. Previously known for the highest teen pregnancy rate and a high level of meth-heads. More recently famous for a seventeen year old girl having her throat slashed in the high school before classes began one day.
People complain about there being nothing to do..but hey, Dennys and Wal-Mart are open 24 hours!!
1. "Montrose is such a nice quiet town."
2. "Yeah, all the drugs and school stabbings are so very nice."

"Montrose High School is SKETCH!"

Montrose 

A town on the east coast of Scotland, north of Arbroath and south of Stonehaven. About half way between Dundee to the south and Aberdeen to the north. Home to the Montrose Basin.
Montrose is in Angus in Scotland
Montrose by Billy is Fit February 21, 2009