Mentor of Merrymaking 

(Noun) An educator of gifted individuals that specializes in teaching the fine art of merriment, drinking and all things jolly.

Jacqueline is the first “mentor of merrymaking” to participate in the 40 year old gifted parents spring winery tour and deck party.

Mentor of Merrymaking by kerb-stirer September 20, 2014

mentorphobia 

An individual who fears/is scared of mentors (also called "Burger King" in some parts of the community) inside the game Final Fantasy 14 due to them being mostly unreliable and or little snowflakes and is scared of hurting their tiny little feelings.

This is targeted at mentors who do mentoring not for the sake of mentoring, but for the sake of having a crown next to their name.
Common phrases used by mentors(can vary!):
"You don't pay my sub!"
"I know what I am doing, I am a mentor!"
"Don't tell me how to play my job!!!!"
"Toxic elitist, go back to WoW!"

"Sorry, I have mentorphobia, I don't want to listen to your BS."
"My doctor said I shouldn't be talking to shitters."

mentorphobia by Mikhael'li Xiazuh December 9, 2020

Inigo Montoya 

You killed his father, prepare to die...

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die."

Inigo Montoya by TADPOOL August 22, 2017

esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez 

A guy from the dopest Disney channel show, sweet life of Zach and Cody, who works at the Tipton hotel as the bell boy.

Ayo did you see esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez in that green suit today?

esteban julio ricardo montoya de la rosa ramirez by IDFK I'm a random person November 15, 2013

Montoxicated 

To drink or be drunk while at work. To be intoxicated on the job.

Monti is slurring his words, he must be Montoxicated again.

Montoxicated by Montiodious May 10, 2004

Monoral 

An underrated kickass band that's poorly know of outside of Japan, despite all their songs being sung in english.

They made a song for a popular underground anime called Ergo Proxy, titled: Kiri

The band consists of Anis Shimada and Ali Morizumi

Person A: Monoral knows their shit!

Person B: 'The fuck is Monoral??

Person A: SHAME ON YOU!!

Monoral by LodeSword July 28, 2010

monitor vagina 

1. The space between monitors that exposes light when using a dual or triple monitor setup.
2. The gaping hole or crack between two monitors. If the dual monitor setup has monitors from multiple manufacturers, the vagina tends to be extremely wide (large).

1. "Wow Steve, you have a wide monitor vagina!"
2. "I like the electrical tape covering your monitor vagina!"
3. "Your monitor vagina just queefed!"
3. "Let me diddle your monitor vagina!"

monitor vagina by banger2o4 January 15, 2010