Monsoon 

A name used for people that have magnetic powers and are philosophers, but you regret hiring.

Monsoon: "You know nothing about memes Sundowner!"

Sundowner: "Fuck you Monsoon, I'm fucking invincible!"

Monsoon by 100% not Sundowner June 30, 2022

Mongoosed 

Leaving out a critical part of the story.

Krista really mongoosed........

Mongoosed by Czech ur inbox October 4, 2016

Monsoon Sheets 

This occurs when you wait a long period of time to masturbate, and then you blow a huge load into your bed sheets.

I can't believe I have to sleep under these monsoon sheets.

Monsoon Sheets by Teflon Swoop January 26, 2011

Poon Monsoon 

Dorain the Boss Ross

Cat 5 Poon monsoon entering the area, expect to lose your girlfriend

Poon Monsoon by Gregkickass March 3, 2021

Moonstoned

Being so sleep deprived that you cannot function or speak properly, often results in embarrassing or humiliating situations that bring unwanted attention to oneself.

"Dude, look at that guy, he's so moonstoned he probably doesn't even know his own name!"

Moonstoned by epitomeofmoonstoned November 19, 2009

Monsoon of Failure 

Your life.

Your existence is a monsoon of failure.

Monsoon of Failure by NotPieGuy January 19, 2021

munsoned 

munsoned (v.) - to be up a creek without a paddle; to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it. a figure of speech.

from the great movie "kingpin".

I'd sooner get munsoned out here in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my friends and family.

munsoned by scott mcgowan January 13, 2007