Drunky Monkey

A mix of bananas, chocolate, and vodka. It doesn’t make you a monkey. Its makes you a drunky piece of shit.

Person 1: Hey, you want a Drunky Monkey?
Person 2: Sure, I am sad and love bananas.

by RCO123 December 24, 2019

monkey twist

Monkey twist is a position when both standing and where a girl takes her friend by the neck and like hangs on him while she puts her legs around his hips. Nothing sexual, but of course better in a real skinny dip adventure.

And then she did the monkey twist, that was the moment the world started to turn around him.

by 2. November 30, 2015

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Flying Nut Monkey

Verb: The act of swinging on a sex swing wearing a gorilla suit.

Mary Ann was totally into the flying nut monkey last night.

by Filthy gym sock March 13, 2017

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michelin monkey

Self-proclaimed foodies that swing from Michelin restaurant to restaurant - dining there as long as the restaurant has been awarded a Michelin-Star.

Larry and Lisa wanted to go to dinner, but they couldn't get a reservation at the Michelin star restaurant. They chose to stay home instead. They sure are Michelin Monkeys!

by Enrique Zeek April 10, 2023

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Monkey's Paw

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.

I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.

by Dandalorian December 16, 2022

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