The most awesome animal in the world. Can be tamed to play instruments, act in movies, etc. He who has a monkey 0wns.
by KaiserMonkey August 27, 2003
Species linked closely to humanity. Left humans behind and moved to space. Earth monkeys still exist on earth because they are evil and were also left behind.. Earth monkeys want to kill us... Space monkeys will be our salvation
The Monkeys Are Coming
by Nickfromstrood August 26, 2006
Verb--to roast/burn a complete and total idiot when you can't think of anything else dumb enough for them to understand. Go back in their evolution, if they ever evolved in the first place!! XD
by the_bEsTpErSo_NeVeR September 9, 2022
by monkiki February 25, 2005
Soon to be the ultimate rulers of the universe. Let it be known that they really are in charge, we only hold the illusion we are. Oftentimes mistaken for the origins of man and therefore subordinate, really, they control everything!
The monkeys are coming.
by Bob the Impaler March 11, 2003
Toddlers, any and all children between the ages of crawling and 5. All kids this age are wiry, curious, funny and extremely active.
Mom: "What are my monkeys up to now?"
Mom: "stop climbing all over me/your brother/sister/the furniture/the walls, you little monkey"
Mom: "stop climbing all over me/your brother/sister/the furniture/the walls, you little monkey"
by mamaO February 7, 2010
by blazin hot real facts January 10, 2010