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the practice of rectal inspection by one's assosciates, as exhibited by the spider monkeys at Auckland Zoo, New Zealand 'hey man, upto tomorrow?'
'not much, you?' 'same here...y'know, I could really use a spider-monkey. It's been a while.' |
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| 2. | Spider Monkey | ||
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The act of positioning ones arms between their legs and thrusting towards the ground shrieking loudly like a spider monkey. Tom came home after an exhausting spider monkey with Sherry. Then sherry came home and Tom grundel thundered her (look up grundle thunder)
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| 3. | monkey | ||
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there are three groupings of simians; new world monkies, old world monkies and apes. a monkey is a simian that is not an ape. prosimians (lemurs, etc.) are not monkies either.
example species of monkies: spider monkey, macaques, baboons, marmosets, etc example species of non-monkies: humans, chimpanzees, gibbon, lemur, gorilla, orangutang. etc. monkey: thanks popular culture for making people think that chimpanzees (and other apes) are monkies.
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| 4. | spider monkey | ||
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When a guy is doing a girl doggy style and he almost has to stand cause the girl is so tall. kind of crouched behind her in a squat postion thrusting hard and fast( like a spider monkey) Keegan was spider monkey they tall girl almara so ahrd last night
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| 5. | skewered spider monkey | ||
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A woman who has suffered vaginal tearing through sexual intercourse. This can also occur to gay men with torn sphincters. Dude, I accidently made her a skewered spider monkey last night. It was worth it though
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| 6. | ego-monkey | ||
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n. (proper)
name given to the invisible force that causes common sense to succumb to pride, especially in sports or competition. in urban dictionary mythology, ego-monkey is the secret love-seed of limecat and clock spider before their tumultuous falling-out and ensuing rifting of the universe. the only entity to ever repeatedly defeat ego-monkey is the one and only AwesomeTeam. examples of the ego-monkey's power include:
1. (american football) a quarter-back throwing into double-coverage to show up the defense, usually after he has already been intercepted. 2. (soccer/football) a forward forcing a shot that he has little chance of putting on goal, let alone scoring, often passing up the simpler and more effective pass. 3. (golf) attempting to shoot out of the woods or past some other obstacle to offset the initial poor shot instead of a safety shot to at least get back into the field of play. 4. (chess) playing the position you want in your head instead of the one given to you on the board. often ego-monkey causes players to cling stubbornly to a desired strategy after its likelihood of bearing fruit on the board have left the game. |
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| 7. | Joey The Spider Monkey | ||
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A Spider Monkey who is misunderstood and is very ugly. He often hide's in closet's to try to make new friend's (and see what you wear). Little Person: "Mommy, Joey The Spider Monkey is in my closet!"
Mom: "TURN ON YOUR LIGHTS FAST!: Little Person: "MOMMY! HELP!" Mom: "Sleep in my room tonight!!..i did not buy a closet." |
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