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Monkey Titties 

1. A woman who has saggy tits that hang down to their belly can be said to have Monkey Titties.
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits
What's up Monkey Tits, did your mommy let you watch Golden Girls?
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!
Monkey Titties by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012
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FLOPPY MONKEY TITTIE

a tittie characterized by its floppy monkey like dimensions
Andrew splashed his sperm on that floppy monkey tittie, bitch.
FLOPPY MONKEY TITTIE by spermworm August 18, 2006

mankey titties

a set of really nice titties, often fairly large and wonderful to look at
I never knew that girl had mankey titties until she wore a swimsuit
mankey titties by nevasboy October 29, 2004