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1.
Male masturbation.
"I have some extra time...for a monkey spank!"
by x January 22, 2003
 
2.
A jerkoff/wanker. An epithet used frequently by Butt-head to Beavis on Beavis and Butt-head.
"Beavis, you monkeyspank, you'll never get laid because nobody likes you, you're not good at anything and you're a dumbass"
by dilary huff August 31, 2007
 
3.
men fucktard townie

A guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).
Erika: "Sean, why are you being such a monkey spank? You've been playing playstation for fucking hours! Why don't you do some homework or hang out with your girlfriend?"
 
4.
A phrase that means sperm, male reproductive cells, jizz.
I hate having monkey spank all over my keyboard after I watch porn.
by mfmc April 05, 2010
 
5.
A punishment administered to boys in British Secondary schools (now uncommon since corporal punishment outlawed in 1988) whereby the miscreant is called to the front of the class. There he is placed supine across the teachers knee, his trousers and knickers are pulled down below the calves and his buttocks are slapped as hard as possible with the open hand between 6-8 times. The recipient is then rolled over and receives a violent punch to the bell-end or scrotum with the clenched fist.
Usually carried out to re-inforce principles/basics when teaching quadratic algerbra.
Word, blud - you check Snoopi put glass n sheeat in Mr Campbell's tea?
Yea, dog! An got his batty messup widda Monkey-Spank! (said by a white kid)
by Reverend Tremendous Embakwame August 06, 2007
 
6.
A total jack-off idiot
jeff's doin the monkey spank in the bathroom
by cupcarz June 10, 2005
 
7.
A man who enjoys masturbating to the mating calls of animals.
Johnny is such a monkey spank.
by Marc April 03, 2005