Monkey Fingers 

A nickname for the roller of a 'joint' made with resin, who has burnt and crumbled the brown resin and left stains on their fingers.

''Hey, Rhys has just rolled that joint, now he's got monkey fingers!''

Monkey Fingers by MD Geist February 12, 2009

monkey fingers 

the appearance that your hand(specifically the index and middle fingers) has when scrunching together when you're fingering a girl...gives the appearance of a claw almost...or monkey fingers

Mike: I went out with this girl last night...
John: Did you give her the monkey fingers?

monkey fingers by Pembrokian Monkeystomper February 8, 2010

Monkey Fingers 

The affliction affecting people, usually small children, causing them to play with or pry apart things they shouldn't.

"Get you Monkey Fingers off my BoomBox! You are going to break it!!!!!"

Monkey Fingers by HokuspokusIiI February 27, 2009

Fingers The Monkey 

Fingers the Monkey was the first successful test held by the Dominican Republic to weaponize Monkeys. They added LSD and Heroine to the mother's bloodstream during the last few days before birth. thus Giving the baby monkey extremely chaotic behaviour, they then taught it through a reward system to attack all hands it saw, it was taught to jump onto the back of the hand, pry off the fingernails and then jam them into the backs of the targets knucklebones, the monkey would then eat off the fingers, leaving a thumb and fingernail covered hands. Thus giving him the name 'Fingers The Monkey'. After a containment breach in which Fingers escaped into the whiled after taking the fingers of five guards, he has not been located. and newspaper headlines would suggest he is now running around central ad northern America, taking the fingers of whoever he comes in contact with.

Jim: Hey man, look at this cool monkey on my hand."
Bil: Bro watch out, that's fucking Fingers the Monkey"
Jim: *screaming in pain as Fingers rips out fingernails and relocates them at his knuckles before eating his fingers."

Fingers The Monkey by Sidney Stevens June 20, 2021

monkeys fingers 

used to denote unusally long nipples

Man that bird was hot last night! Not only did she have an arse like a bun but she had nipples like monkeys fingers

monkeys fingers by Robbie Parish July 13, 2006