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monkey fingers 

the appearance that your hand(specifically the index and middle fingers) has when scrunching together when you're fingering a girl...gives the appearance of a claw almost...or monkey fingers
Mike: I went out with this girl last night...
John: Did you give her the monkey fingers?

Monkey Fingers 

The affliction affecting people, usually small children, causing them to play with or pry apart things they shouldn't.
"Get you Monkey Fingers off my BoomBox! You are going to break it!!!!!"
Monkey Fingers by HokuspokusIiI February 27, 2009

Fingers The Monkey 

Fingers the Monkey was the first successful test held by the Dominican Republic to weaponize Monkeys. They added LSD and Heroine to the mother's bloodstream during the last few days before birth. thus Giving the baby monkey extremely chaotic behaviour, they then taught it through a reward system to attack all hands it saw, it was taught to jump onto the back of the hand, pry off the fingernails and then jam them into the backs of the targets knucklebones, the monkey would then eat off the fingers, leaving a thumb and fingernail covered hands. Thus giving him the name 'Fingers The Monkey'. After a containment breach in which Fingers escaped into the whiled after taking the fingers of five guards, he has not been located. and newspaper headlines would suggest he is now running around central ad northern America, taking the fingers of whoever he comes in contact with.
Jim: Hey man, look at this cool monkey on my hand."
Bil: Bro watch out, that's fucking Fingers the Monkey"
Jim: *screaming in pain as Fingers rips out fingernails and relocates them at his knuckles before eating his fingers."

monkeys fingers 

used to denote unusally long nipples
Man that bird was hot last night! Not only did she have an arse like a bun but she had nipples like monkeys fingers

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026