To grab another male's genitalia and squeeze it, whilst yelling "Monkeee" at the top of your lungs. For details on doing this to a female, see the definition for CAMEL CLUTCH. A monkey bite that lasts over 1 second is called a MO-NKEY RONKEY.
Man, Jamey almost keeled over when Mark gave him that monkey bite! Poor Jamey, his nuts are in a wringer.
by David G December 02, 2003