Top Definition
The monkey chomper is a sexual act in which, while fornicating, the male bites down (chomps) on a woman's throat, slicing into her jugular vein. Then while she is lying there bleeding to death, he poops in his hand and flings the feces at her, like a monkey.
I was feeling kinky last night, so I performed a monkey chomper.
by chigglywiggly August 16, 2010
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