by you deal with me or you deal with the UP August 31, 2006
To light your cigarette (smoke) from another persons cigarette - usually from a close friend or family member. This is only carried out when a lighter is not immediately available.
by lochon October 25, 2009
Alyssa and Chad were monkey fucking in the bedroom because they were scared about getting caught with their clothes off when Alyssa's mom showed up to pick her up.
by Yo dude it's me January 24, 2007
A sexual position involving a large woman and two five gallon buckets. The woman assumes a position where her asshole is pointed so that the best angle to fuck her is straight down, at which point you climb upon the two buckets and then proceed to fuck her in a vertical motion with your penis at a dick bending 180 degree angle. Most importantly you must then smack her ass cheeks with both hands with every successive thrust, giving you the appearance of a monkey hopping up and down with flailing arms. NOises are optional, but always appreciated
Call up your mom and tell your friend Bussy to bring some buckets, we are gonna do some monkey fucking tonight
by philip anselmo March 9, 2007
When you get screwed over
by Heatoshun October 24, 2017
I couldn't give a monkeys fuck if he had two left feet
by rubyredpoppy November 6, 2015
A sexual position where the human with the dick(the monkey fucker) stands on two feet bent over the woman's backside, entering her from behind.
WARNING: this position has a tendancy to create a loud clapping sound. "CLAP CLAP I AM THE MONKEY FUCKER"
WARNING: this position has a tendancy to create a loud clapping sound. "CLAP CLAP I AM THE MONKEY FUCKER"
Bangbros.com- Assparade, download the movie "Ride 'em Cowgirl"
Then fast forward to 33m 55s. The MONKEY FUCKER is in the upper right hand corner of the screen.
ENJOY!
Then fast forward to 33m 55s. The MONKEY FUCKER is in the upper right hand corner of the screen.
ENJOY!
by MATT MATT THE BUTT PUNISHER February 6, 2007