Moneymaker

An inspirationally sculpted backside, often, though not inevitably, female--sufficiently compelling to disencumber the customer of his (sometimes her) money or good sense. In an golden age of amateurism, perhaps obsolete.

Put on your old grey bustle
And get out and hustle
For tomorrow the rent is due!

In the fields of clover
Let the boys look you over--
If you can't get five, take two.

(Shouted:) SHAKE YOUR MONEYMAKER!

Moneymaker by Buce July 14, 2005

Chris Moneymaker 

1. The luckiest motherfucker in history. A terrible poker player who inexplicably won the 2004 World Series of Poker. This ended up breaking the poker field wide open and introduced a new kind of fish, for which the poker world is eternally grateful.

2. Any terrible poker player who gets extraordinarily lucky.

Calling all-in on the turn with nothing but a flush draw? Who are you, Chris Moneymaker?

Chris Moneymaker by the-jerk July 23, 2007

Moneymaker 254 

A godly youtube streamer that is definitely on big brother and gets lots of peen.

Man is Moneymaker 254 here, he’s so gay.

Moneymaker 254 by Lakfifjfkdkxndo January 16, 2019

moneymaker

Yet another word for butt, booty, or ass. Probably derives from Jennifer Lopez and her famous backside.

She was shaking her moneymaker all over the place, and I got so horny.

moneymaker by Jeanette March 28, 2004

Monkeyshanked 

To be stabbed in such a way as to cause the victim to never walk fully upright again

Man, she monkeyshanked him so bad, he walks like an extra in planet of the apes!

Monkeyshanked by User_Name2 July 5, 2011

Chris Moneymakers 

1. Oakley polarized sunglasses worn by the famous triple-chinned poker player, Chris Moneymaker.
2. Commonly worn to look "cool" and to coerce women into having sex.

Origins:
Term originated in late 2004 after long hours spent watching the World Series of Poker.

"Did you see CB with those Chris Moneymakers on? He was gettin all the breezies at the club!"

Chris Moneymakers by G January 21, 2005

Moneycake 

A combination of the two best things on the planet, used to describe the thrid, being sex.

T.Cakebread-Brown is the chief baker and head chef in the production of money cake.

Vodka being the fourth best thing can result in vodka moneycake, which can be quite messy.

Would u like a slice of my moneycake tonight? ;)

Moneycake by Sarah Piggott January 11, 2008