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honeycunt 

1.An attractive female whose vagina has been recognized in social rumour as one of particular wetness/tightness/alluring superiority.

2.A female possessing a particularly alluring vagina.
1."What yeah? that Jennaveave bird, mate I've heard she's a right honeycunt"

2."What he's fuckin Jennaveave now? Darlin' you'll never see him again, bitch is a bear honeycunt."
honeycunt by OliJonah November 14, 2006
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Disparaging term for a rude or offensive woman whose first name is also Monica.
I wish Monicunt would move out already, all she does is slam doors and leave bloody tampons on the countertop for me to clean up; plus, she owes me for the cable bill.
Monicunt by Fliossy Spacek September 16, 2009

MoneyCat 

Part Filipino and Chinese girls who resemble a cat when they smile or laugh.

Whiskers should be drawn on their cheeks immediately after they fall asleep. A black permanent marker should be on hand to draw pads on her hands and feet.
"Hey! That moneycat fell asleep in the corner of my bed! Spray her with water!"

"shes so money and she doesnt even know it"
MoneyCat by voltronicvince October 13, 2009

moneybutter 

adj. used to describe an action that is so amazing that it cannot be explained in any other way; typically used when an action in sports is unbelievable.
(playing pool) Bro number 1: "Hey bro, hit that 8 ball in that pocket off two walls." (shot goes in) Bro number 2: "That shot was so moneybutter."

Moneybunz 

Used as a stripper name for new or inexperienced male strippers who have nice asses. Often times they have totally normal names (i.e. Ethan) but use their stripper name to hide the fact that they have the personality of a chicken nugget.
"Did you see Ethan work the pole last night?"
"Yeah, he slipped and broke his collar bone. What a moneybunz."
Moneybunz by Just_Rey October 9, 2017

moneypants

noun
1. Pants made of US Dollars or other paper currency, held together by clear fabric, or lacquer.

adjective
1. Savvy, cool. Exhibiting the elegant sensibilities of one who wears moneypants.
2. Exhibiting excellent quality. Desirable. Worthy of praise.
1. Check out this new pair of moneypants that my sexy, streetwise seamstress girlfriend made for me. The sight of me wearing them certainly elicits feelings of envy and admiration in others, does it not?
2. That fellow is looking moneypants in his fancy new car.
3. Tonight my friends and I will be attending various parties in bars and fine houses throughout town. We will drink fine liquors and will converse with many beautiful, interesting women. It will be moneypants.
moneypants by Lymojo September 16, 2009

honeycunt 

1. a term of endearment originally coined by Andrew Dice Clay for his "No Excuses" stand up DVD/VHS. The term is meant to be used with a spouse or loved one who behind closed doors enjoys being called derogatory terms such as "bitch" "slut" and "cunt".

After talking dirty talking sex

man: hey! Bring me a beer, cunt!
woman: *gasps* you can't just call me that, not when we're not...you know...you've gotta be nice about it
man: um...honeycunt?
honeycunt by Foxypunkerella November 7, 2008