money bra 

a game often played by middle schoolers involving the act of reaching one's hand into a girl's bra to retrieve money placed there often involving fondling

Person: "Yo, why you late for practice??"
Other Person: "Maggie had me playing money bra under the bleachers! What a slag!"

money bra by Makatriju November 1, 2007

Bradshaw Money 

(n) Someone who is grossly overpaid for his job

"Dang worthless dude makin' the Bradshaw Money"!!!

Bradshaw Money by meatrocket12569 January 14, 2013

Monkey Branching 

Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.

Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"

Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."

OR

Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."

Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."

Monkey Branching by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022

Monkey Branching 

when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.

yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.

Monkey Branching by soulblk4000 December 2, 2010

Overthink Monkey brain 

People overthink At a simple argument, that drive people insane

People like smudboy act like overthink Monkey brain. Said a guy on youtube

Overthink Monkey brain by Snotcore February 12, 2023

Monkey Brain 

When you begin reading a page, and blank out thinking about other things. You finally come to, realizing that you read the whole page without ingesting a single word.

She was reading statistics homework when she suffered an acute case of monkey brain. I suppose thats what happens when you do your homework tipsy on the stairs in front of your building at 2:30 AM.

Monkey Brain by the girl on the stairs. September 3, 2009

Monkey Brain 

Adjective: Used to describe when you cannot make sense of something, or to describe a person most commonly your friend that has said some dumb shit or is dumb.

Omg! Harry is having a monkey brain moment.

Monkey Brain by nahor macca November 2, 2020